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Funny story: Dyson omelette maker can make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dyson omelette maker can make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dyson have finally answered the question "can you make an omlette without breaking eggs?" with a resounding yes. "This is a great piece of kit," said Suzi Perry of Channel 5's Gadget Show. "I've stolen the demo model they sent us, and it's gone st...
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Funny story: All omlettes banned in West Yorkshire jail following beating

All omlettes banned in West Yorkshire jail following beating

A prison inmate has been removed from kitchen duties in HMP Wakefield after causing grievous bodily harm to the pot washer because of mishearing a culinary proverb in his youth. Remembering his mother say "You have to break a few legs to make ome...
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Funny story: Tony Hayward Smothers a Denver Omelette in Blackstrap Molasses

Tony Hayward Smothers a Denver Omelette in Blackstrap Molasses

Tony Hayward sat down to tell some lies over breakfast, then ended up drenching his Denver omelette with thick, black syrup, said a source. Studies show Hayward's company, Blackwater Petrol, has likely been shoveling bullshit the American public's...
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Funny story: First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

A Bournemouth man is celebrating this morning after been confirmed as the first man ever to have ordered an omelette from an Indian restaurant.
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