Dyson have finally answered the question "can you make an omlette without breaking eggs?" with a resounding yes.
"This is a great piece of kit," said Suzi Perry of Channel 5's Gadget Show. "I've stolen the demo model they sent us, and it's gone st...
A prison inmate has been removed from kitchen duties in HMP Wakefield after causing grievous bodily harm to the pot washer because of mishearing a culinary proverb in his youth.
Remembering his mother say "You have to break a few legs to make ome...
Tony Hayward sat down to tell some lies over breakfast, then ended up drenching his Denver omelette with thick, black syrup, said a source.
Studies show Hayward's company, Blackwater Petrol, has likely been shoveling bullshit the American public's...
A Bournemouth man is celebrating this morning after been confirmed as the first man ever to have ordered an omelette from an Indian restaurant.
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