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Funny story:  All omlettes banned in West Yorkshire jail following beating

All omlettes banned in West Yorkshire jail following beating

A prison inmate has been removed from kitchen duties in HMP Wakefield after causing grievous bodily harm to the pot washer because of mishearing a culinary proverb in his youth. Remembering his mother say "You have to break a few legs to make ome...
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Funny story:  Tony Hayward Smothers a Denver Omelette in Blackstrap Molasses

Tony Hayward Smothers a Denver Omelette in Blackstrap Molasses

Tony Hayward sat down to tell some lies over breakfast, then ended up drenching his Denver omelette with thick, black syrup, said a source. Studies show Hayward's company, Blackwater Petrol, has likely been shoveling bullshit the American public's...
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Funny story:  First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

A Bournemouth man is celebrating this morning after been confirmed as the first man ever to have ordered an omelette from an Indian restaurant.
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