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Funny story:  Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.
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Funny story:  Former PM Gordon Brown Timed At Edinburgh Running Faster Than Usain Bolt!

Former PM Gordon Brown Timed At Edinburgh Running Faster Than Usain Bolt!

Following Monday's sprint onto the stage by former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to speak against Scottish independence at the International book festival in Edinburgh, Mr Brown said today that he would only consider running for gold at the 2016 Olympi...
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Funny story:  Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team

Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team

Scotland's outspoken and opinionated First Minister, Alex Salmond, has courted controversy by insisting Scotland will field its own Olympic team at the 2016 Rio Games. Salmond, who is convinced Scotland will have departed the UK by 2016, has insis...
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Funny story:  Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

Reasons behind NBC's decision not to live broadcast the London Olympics revealed, dramatic events ensue

American station NBC refuses to live broadcast the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games. Jonathan D. Miller, the President of NBC Sports, has just announced that NBC had made a calculated choice to air sport events with 6 to 8 hours delay. "Scientific...
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Funny story:  Games logo cops swoop on Olympic Rings crop circle

Games logo cops swoop on Olympic Rings crop circle

Wiltshire - Olympic copyright protection authority jobsworths swooped on an Alton Barnes wheat field this morning amid reports of blatant cashing in on the Games logo. An alien crop circle depicting the Olympic Rings had sprung up overnight 'in co...
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Funny story:  Skimpy bikinis banned by butch Olympic lesbians

Skimpy bikinis banned by butch Olympic lesbians

Women's beach volleyball players have been advised not to wear tight fitting bikinis at the 2012 London Olympics. Athletes in the event have worn skimpy swimwear since the sport was introduced at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. Now the change has b...
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Funny story:  Olympic Shock Move

Olympic Shock Move

The International Olympic Committee has taken the drastic step of moving the venue of the Olympic games this year from London to Athens. 'We have been worried for some time about the bungling British apology for satisfactory preperation' said IOC...
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Funny story:  Metropolitan Police claim "We will not take any Prisoners" comment was not meant to have been taken literally

Metropolitan Police claim "We will not take any Prisoners" comment was not meant to have been taken literally

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe says he will choose his words more carefully when commenting on his police forces vigilance during the upcoming Olympic Games, especially during discussions with Mayor Boris Johnson. Confusion ar...
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Funny story:  David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

After tirelessly campaigning to bring the 2012 Olympic Games to London, David Beckham was distraught today when it became clear he had not been picked for the British Olympic football team. Stuart Pierce who has been charged with putting the team to...
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Funny story:  D L Misty On The Olympic Torch

D L Misty On The Olympic Torch

If there's one thing I can't stand it's the Olympics. Another thing I can't stand is all this talk about the weather. You know, 'Oh how terrible the weather is, you wouldn't think it was June', that kind of talk. The other week I was in a shop buying some picture hooks when I heard the woman behind the counter saying 'isn't the weather dreadful? You wouldn't know it was June'. Apart from the fact...
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Funny story:  Little Fox Alerts Security Of Terrorist Plot At Olympic Park!

Little Fox Alerts Security Of Terrorist Plot At Olympic Park!

The government has raised the UK's current terrorist threat level to 'severe', meaning a terrorist attack is now thought to be 'highly likely', following an incident at the new Olympic Park in East London this morning after a fox was seen outside the...
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Funny story:  Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

London Mayor Boris Johnson has said the Olympic competitors in this summer's marathons and other competitions taking place on the streets of London, will not be exempt from on-the-spot fines or even arrest if found to be dropping litter during those...
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Funny story:  Almost 100,000 new London Olympics tickets become available

Almost 100,000 new London Olympics tickets become available

The London Olympic organisers have today revealed that thousands of tickets to the London 2012 Olympics have now suddenly become available. In a hastily-convened press reception at the Old Vic in the East End of London, Lord Notcoe, a spokesperso...
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Funny story:  Preparations Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame

Preparations Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame

Preparations are now underway to ensure the safe journey of the Olympic Flame from the ancient Greek site of Olympia to the Olympic Stadium in London, for the 2012 Olympic Games. 'Many people wonder how the Flame can travel all that way without mi...
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