Team GB athletes are being advised to use a "anti kidnapping app" while they compete in the Rio Olympics. In a ringing endorsement towards the state of Brazil. Ex weightlifter Mr D. Bell (inventor of the app) said:
It's for their own safety. I've...
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics.
Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...
Topia's premier pentathlon performer is desperately seeking a new couch.
After taking part in the last 10 Olympic Games, veteran pentathlete Adi Nuff has been feeling 'absolutely knackered'. "All I want is a good lounge about, watching telly all...
It may be early days, but Britons are already toasting their heroes as it is proved, once again, that when it comes to spouting hour after hour of loud, interminable and annoying drivel, Britain is best.
"We've done it!", I was told by an excited...
TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The government of the African country of Lower Zamgola has been immersed in economic havoc since the devaluing of its paper money known as the tambuska.
Prior to Valentine's Day, one U.S. dollar was equal to 197 tambus...
KARACHI, Pakistan - The president of the Pakistani Olympic team Kandarbad Peshabdu is extremely upset with the International Olympic Committee.
President Peshabdu has just received a text message from the IOC informing him that the entire Pakistan...
The Dial Corporation has announced plans to introduce Left Guard deodorant.
Left Guard will be positioned for the sports enthusiast, and TV commercials will feature famous left-handed athletes such as Reggie Jackson, Bruce Jenner, Bill Walton an...
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