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Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their im...

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Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Funny story: Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian." Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.

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Justin Bieber Marries Demi Moore

Funny story: Justin Bieber Marries Demi Moore

Just when you think Justin Bieber has finally gotten over his boyish pranks and settled in with his music in what's left of his career, he goes and marries 50-year-old Demi Moore. "There's really nothing so very strange about that", says a spokesm...

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Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

Funny story: Men Breaking Rule, Dating Older Women

It is well known that men, after a divorce, look for a woman half their age plus 10 years. Recently, some men have secretly been breaking this rule and going for older women. "There are so many advantages to dating and marrying older women," explains "Tom," who asked for his name to be changed to prevent heckling from his buddies. "Other men may think I'm crazy, but these women are great. I do...

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Katie Couric: I'm An Obsessed Cougar!

Funny story: Katie Couric: I'm An Obsessed Cougar!

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric was recently spotted shopping for lingerie at a Victoria's Secret in Manhattan. The 56-year-old journalist makes no bones about the fact that she is a compulsive May-December advocate who calls herself an obsessed coug...

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Jennifer Lopez, 42, Talks About The Joy of Her 24-Year-Old 'Boy-Toy'

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez, 42, Talks About The Joy of Her 24-Year-Old 'Boy-Toy'

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Jennifer Lopez recently stated that she truly enjoys being one of the judges on the hit show American Idol. She noted that it gives her a tremendous sense of satisfaction and joy to be able to help young wannabe singers.

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Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their imaginations a watered-down and sanitised and dishwater-dull and bastardised version of the Gothic tradition. This, according to commentator Bingo Cashc...

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Lady Crone wants a young man

Funny story: Lady Crone wants a young man

Old feminist Crones who spent the majority of their lives attacking men and who are withering away in their old age are making demands that younger men have to live with them. They outspent their youth enjoying sex and romancing guys and now they wan...

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Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women

MALIBU BEACH, California - On again off again actress Lindsay Lohan has revealed to Internet Blogger Perez Hilton that she has decided to dump her ex-ex-ex "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson again for the third or seventh time. The hazel-eyed skinny-as-h...

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