Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their im...
Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian."
Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.
Just when you think Justin Bieber has finally gotten over his boyish pranks and settled in with his music in what's left of his career, he goes and marries 50-year-old Demi Moore.
"There's really nothing so very strange about that", says a spokesm...
It is well known that men, after a divorce, look for a woman half their age plus 10 years. Recently, some men have secretly been breaking this rule and going for older women.
"There are so many advantages to dating and marrying older women," explains "Tom," who asked for his name to be changed to prevent heckling from his buddies. "Other men may think I'm crazy, but these women are great. I do...
NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric was recently spotted shopping for lingerie at a Victoria's Secret in Manhattan.
The 56-year-old journalist makes no bones about the fact that she is a compulsive May-December advocate who calls herself an obsessed coug...
ST. BARTS, West Indies - Jennifer Lopez recently stated that she truly enjoys being one of the judges on the hit show American Idol.
She noted that it gives her a tremendous sense of satisfaction and joy to be able to help young wannabe singers.
Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their imaginations a watered-down and sanitised and dishwater-dull and bastardised version of the Gothic tradition. This, according to commentator Bingo Cashc...
Old feminist Crones who spent the majority of their lives attacking men and who are withering away in their old age are making demands that younger men have to live with them. They outspent their youth enjoying sex and romancing guys and now they wan...
MALIBU BEACH, California - On again off again actress Lindsay Lohan has revealed to Internet Blogger Perez Hilton that she has decided to dump her ex-ex-ex "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson again for the third or seventh time.
The hazel-eyed skinny-as-h...
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