Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck.
An Oxfordshire man lost his brain, as it spilled out on to the pavement outside Goldsmith's, in Oxford city centre today.
The unnamed man, 33, was nonchalantly waiting for his wife to stop looking at necklaces, when he began picking his nose. As h...
Los Angeles, CA - Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice has admitted in a candid interview with The Spoof that her sour facial expression is not a result of uncontrollable moodiness or snobbery as so many people believe, but is a result of a very great win...
Is having a hat on conserving body heat? Most hat wearing people surveyed said yes. But the scientists who studied the matter insist that the release of methane from the anus is a much more predominant loss of heat. forget the stocking cap and the fedora and cut out the frijoles or stick in some anal beads.
Sugar sure got to be the reason for the riled up child...No, declare scientists who h...
An 8-year old boy who disobeyed his mothers advice not to pull funny faces has been left permanently disfigured after the wind suddenly cahnged direction.
Little Uder from Bavaria was entertaining the other kids at the kindergarten by sticking his...
Scientists at the University of New England have finally debunked the ancient myth that "It's all good fun until somebody loses an eye."
The group of psychologists monitored the behaviour of two hundred children at a primary school in inner Sydne...
A six-year-old boy in Oldham who can't stop pulling ugly faces, had a horrifying experience this week when, after pulling his ugliest face to date, he stayed like 'that', just as his Mum had warned him he would.
It wasn't as if his Mum, Jackie, ha...
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