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Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

Funny story: Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

Washington: Several older gentlemen have registered their own political party today that will compete with the Democrats and Republicans in 2016! "We're sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and (Slap on the back) being blamed for a...

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A 91-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Becomes The Oldest Person To Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro

Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Becomes The Oldest Person To Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro

MILWAUKEE - The city of Milwaukee is famous for being the beer brewing capital of the United States. And now Milwaukee can also boast that it is home to Adele Bunsenbaker who, at the age of 91, has just become the oldest individual to ever climb M...

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America's Oldest Surfer Is 103

Funny story: America's Oldest Surfer Is 103

MALIBU BEACH - Malibu Beach is a surfers paradise noted for its long lazy point breaks and ideal wind conditions. Malibu Beach is also where on the weekends you can find one of the most popular surfers on the Left Coast, Claire Lemonfire who just...

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A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

Funny story: A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys. Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby...

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Gaston selects his running mate

Funny story: Gaston selects his running mate

Washington DC - Presumptive President, Gaston, has announced to a small cadre of reporters that he has chosen his running mate. In a surprise move, the Mormon underwear-wearing cartoon character Gaston, known for his superlative qualities of hitting...

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Old woman is accused of genocide

Funny story: Old woman is accused of genocide

An 89-year-old woman is being accused of committing genocide for dating an 18-year-old man by the name of Jack Be Nimble, from New York City. The old woman is not capable of producing biological children making her a vessel of genocide. The U.

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Mad Old Woman Banned From First Buses

Funny story: Mad Old Woman Banned From First Buses

Our nations' pensioners are sure to throw their arms into the the air, in despair, if they're able to, after one of them was unceremoniously ejected from and subsequently banned from all 'First' bus services for the rest of her life, what's left of i...

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Hundreds Protest In Support of Italy's Premier Berlusconi

Funny story: Hundreds Protest In Support of Italy's Premier Berlusconi

Hundreds of elderly Italians marched in protest across Italy to complain that young Italian women are disgraceful and without dignity for committing elderly abuse on Silvio Berlusconi who is 74-years-old. The NCEA from America says that strong, yo...

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Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Now how old is old to have children? In this case, an old Indian woman who for forty-four years tried to conceive, but with no success, has given birth to triplets. Despite all those years of humping the 66 year old says it was too much, sex morn...

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108 Year Old Confirms Age Of 157 Year Old - Strewth!

Strewth, I find it hard to imagine what any living thing would look like at 100, but 157 years old? George Burns was sprightly at 99 but they say a woman in Indonesia aged 157 is still working, walking and smokin'! In fact the woman still has a...

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Oldest cat in America dies, shocking discovery made

Funny story: Oldest cat in America dies, shocking discovery made

Midlothian, Texas - Caterack the Cat, believed to have been one of the oldest cats on Earth, died yesteday at an age of in cat years, 210. Cats being cats, she is believed to have been survived by 12,773,523 descendants. But a shocking discovery...

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Woman's knickers fall down as she bends to pick up electric Zither

Mrs Elizabeth Merryweather, 82 shocked locals today with a display of extreme graphic nudity in front of the Country Union of Novelty Tambourines and Zithers (or C.U.N.T.Z - for short) annual convention.

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117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

Funny story: 117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

The world's oldest living person received quite a shock on July Fourth. Gladys Over knew something was wrong. She had been experiencing stomach cramps and irregular bowel movements for two months. A visit with her doctor revealed a large mass in...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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