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Funny story: Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith. The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...
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Funny story: Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!

Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!

Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Star of The Reality Show "Hell's Kitchen" Injured During A Charity Soccer Match In Manchester, England

Gordon Ramsay Star of The Reality Show "Hell's Kitchen" Injured During A Charity Soccer Match In Manchester, England

MANCHESTER, England - Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the reality show Hell's Kitchen, is probably one of the most hated individuals on American television. The arrogantly sarcastic-as-hell star of the reality cooking show, participated in a charity s...
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Funny story: Tears For Torquay As Stevenage Promoted To League One

Tears For Torquay As Stevenage Promoted To League One

Old Trafford, Manchester - Stevenage Borough today triumphed in the League Two play off final against Torquay United courtesy of a one-nil victory, leaving the Torquay United fans in tears on the Stretford End. In the real match of the day, played...
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Funny story: Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Obama & Cameron Pledge to Reopen World Cup Negotiations in Wake of New FIFA Scandal!

Just weeks before the FIFA convenes to vote for a new president, alleged charges of bribery have emerged over the awarding of the 2018 & 2022 world cup locations. The startling (ha!) charges alleging bribes were offered consisting of $40,000...
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Funny story: Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Wayne Rooney is looking to exploit Fanni ahead of Manchester United's Champions League last 16, second leg tie with French club Marseille. Rooney was pleased with the joy he received when attacking Fanni in the channels during the first leg last eigh...
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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...
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Funny story: Bulletproof Vests Go On Sale In Old Trafford Clubshop

Bulletproof Vests Go On Sale In Old Trafford Clubshop

Bulletproof vests and other essential lifesaving body protection equipment has gone on sale at the Old Trafford clubshop ahead of the FC Roma-Manchester United Champions League clash at the Stadio Olympico on December 1st. The move by the unscrupu...
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Funny story: Manchester United Sign 9-Year-Old Boy To Partner Tevez

Manchester United Sign 9-Year-Old Boy To Partner Tevez

Premiership champions Manchester United have made a significant delve into the transfer market this week to purchase a 9-year-old schoolboy to partner their other new signing Carlos Tevez.
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Funny story: West Indies Batter England For Unlikely Win

West Indies Batter England For Unlikely Win

In an astonishing final morning of cricket in the Third Test at Old Trafford, the West Indies, resuming on their overnight total of 301 for 5, demolished England's bowlers with a fantastic display of big...
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Funny story: Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

A pub in Dudley that was renamed in 2001 to honour the memory of one of the town's favourite sons, has finally been demolished, much to the chagrin of locals who have been "up in arms".
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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

A schoolboy from Sheffield has created the first new character to be included in one of Britain's favourite comic strips since it began 50 years ago.
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Funny story: Manchester United Star Boots Ball Into Fan's Face

Manchester United Star Boots Ball Into Fan's Face

Manchester United's grotesque England international defender Iro Andfriend, who is part-Irish, is in hot water with Police after an unsavoury incident with a member of the Old Trafford crowd. The incident, which came during the second half of Unit...
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Funny story: Man United Sign Cannibal

Man United Sign Cannibal

Sir Alex Ferguson has raided the Ugandan Premier League to sign striker Meatand Twoveg. The Idi Amin lookalike flew into Old Trafford this morning and after a quick physical put his cross on the dotted line.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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