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Top Judge gives Cockney 'life' for small willy joke.

Funny story: Top Judge gives Cockney 'life' for small willy joke.

A petty crook has been sent to prison for life after belittling a Judge's manhood. Willy Scrote, of Hampton Wick, had originally received a "modest fine" for exposing himself in front of the Royal Box at Ascot on Ladies' Day. The jurors were to...

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Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Funny story: Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...

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Confectionery Thief Gets Life

Funny story: Confectionery Thief Gets Life

A man who stole a packet of Munchies from a major UK supermarket chain will spend the rest of his life behind bars. After a somewhat unnecessary twelve day trial at the Old Bailey, David Francis, 27, was said to have committed "a deliberate and t...

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Senior High Court Judge In Hideous Train Flashing Attack

Funny story: Senior High Court Judge In Hideous Train Flashing Attack

A woman travelling on a London-bound train was subjected to a harrowing and hideous flashing attack by one of Britain's most senior judges, a court has heard.

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Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.

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13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

Funny story: 13-year-old Boy Jailed For Robbery & Assault In Legal Wrangling Mess

A 13-year-old boy who violently assaulted and robbed a 14-year-old classmate, has been given an 8-year jail sentence at the Old Bailey.

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Grand of Duke of York on Trial

Funny story: Grand of Duke of York on Trial

At the old Bailey today, the grand old duke of york, or "Dukey" as his chums in the war office have to come to know him, is currently on trial for war crimes.

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