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Funny story:  World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady. Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and move...
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Funny story:  The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

STILLWATER, Oklahoma - The Sooners swooped into Cowboy country and when all the fussin' and fightin' was done the #17 ranked team from Oklahoma University had defeated the #5 ranked team from the University of Oklahoma State 33-24. The Oklahoma So...
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Funny story:  TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

Dallas Tx. - A 13-year-old white girl traveling with her two dance instructors was handcuffed and taken by police to Child Protective Services, over the pleas of the two black male guardians she was traveling with. Landry Smith traveled with the b...
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Funny story:  A Retired Tulsa Teacher Wins The National Tabasco Drinking Contest But Loses Both of Her Perfectly Good Tonsils

A Retired Tulsa Teacher Wins The National Tabasco Drinking Contest But Loses Both of Her Perfectly Good Tonsils

TULSA, Oklahoma - Local resident Emily Normina Sarkensiggle, 43, was both thrilled and saddened by a recent event. Miss Sarkensiggle who is engaged to Darnell Oldenheimer, 51, won this year's National Tabasco Drinking Contest, which is held every...
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Funny story:  A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys. Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby...
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Funny story:  Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

Oklahoma To Officially Replace The Term Sex Education With The Birds and Bees Education

OKLAHOMA CITY - After a heated debate in which two state senators nearly came to blows, the state of Oklahoma has voted to replace the educational term sex education. State Senator Bella Irene Tannerfrip, 65, [R-Tulsa] stated that the vote came ou...
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Funny story:  Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - When Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman sentenced a teenaged youth who caused his friend's death in a car crash to church for ten years, he likely thought the boy would choose an evangelical church like the Nazarenes or...
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Funny story:  Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers

Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley who played in the NBA and is presently a sports analyst for the TNT Network has just learned that he has been fired from being the Weight Whompers spokesperson. Barkley was informed in an email by WW CEO Clara Jolen...
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Funny story:  The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Lakers and the Thunder battled it out but after the Oklahoma dust settled the ones that were still standing were the young guns from Oklahoma City. According to Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly the likes of the "...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

OKLAHOMA CITY - When the buzzer ending the second Western Conference playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder sounded, the boys from the Sooner state were the victors. The amazing Thunder had come from being down 7...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson. The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...
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Funny story:  Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

12-year old Lobotomy Channel reality star Kourtney Kardashian was keen to show off her incredibly-toned physique as recently as last Wednesday, as she looked absolutely incredible basking in the sun in Miami with her boyfriend Scott "Spotted" Dicksic...
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Funny story:  Cost Reduction Measures Assumed by Texas, Oklahoma and Florida

Cost Reduction Measures Assumed by Texas, Oklahoma and Florida

(WSU) Facing crippling financial demands and declining revenues from the ongoing global economic malaise, three states have employed s novel cost cutting measure. Texas, Oklahoma and Florida officially announced today that starting October 1st, they...
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Funny story:  Oklahoma Tornado Replaces Family Home

Oklahoma Tornado Replaces Family Home

NORMAN, OK -- At least five people have died and around 50 injured eight of them seriously, as a result of a series tornadoes that devastated several areas of the U.S. state of Oklahoma, according to local authorities. The tornado destroyed a large n...
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Funny story:  Abortion Recipients, Roosters Catch a Break from Oklahoma Judge

Abortion Recipients, Roosters Catch a Break from Oklahoma Judge

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma -- On Friday, a judge extended a temporary restraining order on an Oklahoma abortion law -- despite a popular rider tacked onto the legislation intended to loosen current state restrictions on cockfighting. The law, passed...
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Funny story:  Local TV Station Defends Against Charges Of  "Ugly Bias"

Local TV Station Defends Against Charges Of "Ugly Bias"

Oklahoma City -- A war of words erupted today after KFUG, Channel 12, defended itself against charges of "deep-seated bias favoring the ugly" by local media watchdog group, Fairness in Broadcasting (FiB). According to FiB, the group has repeatedl...
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Funny story:  Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.
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Funny story:  Oklahoma Hog Girl Eats Family Dog

Oklahoma Hog Girl Eats Family Dog

SPECTRE COUNTY, OKLAHOMA,--(BARNYARD NOOZ) Oklahoma, 'where the wind comes sweeping down the plain and drunken Indians run around insane' comes a terrifying story to report. In the small town of Pork Rind, five miles outside...
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