HARFOLD, Vt.--Donning a hardhat and speaking to 27 workers at the Harfold Tool & Die, presidential candidate Rick Perry introduced his latest plan to save the nation, the 9-1-1 plan.
The plan calls for the drilling for oil in most every unexpl...
Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.
Hot on the news of the potential for lifting the deep water oil drilling ban in the Gulf of Mexico, aging porn stars and yesterday's Hollywood starlets are also reminding the public that their platforms are open for drilling as well.
Natural Drilling, Inc. is the world's first producer of crude oil and related products to achieve organic certification, and the company aims to challenge the market with a line of 'healthy transportation' offerings.
'The oil we bring out of the g...
It has come to our attention that the recent story posted on this site "Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast" was riddled with errors.
Not only has the author of the story gotten the spelling of Florida's governor, Charlie Crist, mixed up w...
In a recent oil drilling expedition, a new species of bacteria has been found. Called Morbus Iuro by scientists, this specimen measures about 2.2 micrometres in length.
On closer examination under a microscope, it appears these cellular protists a...
Bunny Ranch, Reno, NV - Economic hard times have hit almost every sector of American life including the brothels of Nevada. So the working ladies of the famous Bunny Ranch brothel outside of Reno, Nevada are touting the Republican slogan that fits th...
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