TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery.
The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
TEHRAN, Iran - A highly personal in-house memorandum between Iran's Ayatollah Abdul Musaweewee Abacus, 67, to Ayatollah Ali Mohammad Open-Sesame, Jr., 71, has been intercepted by CIA operatives and forwarded to President Obama via FedEx.
The extre...
A bonanza is about to hit the Emerald Isles that will be as huge as the Yukon Gold Rush and the Euro invasion put together(?).
Oil, billions of barrels of the stuff is about to be pumped from Barryroe Oilfield into Europe via Great Britain making...
The American Petroleum Institute issued a statement this morning announcing the intent of its members to, "Frack you America!"
While the statement seemed bold and aggressive, the API went on to state it had the backing of one hundred percent of i...
An unseemly diplomatic row is festering between the Scottish Parliament and Whitehall following comments by the SNP energy minister concerning decommissioned oil rigs.
Fergus Ewing told the Commons Energy Committee that Westminster should pick up...
President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can.
"Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...
JAKARTA, INDONESIA (CWTS World News) -- In line with the International Women's Day, women protest the increase of prices of cooking oil that also affected other countries worldwide.
"Our concern on this issue is that women carry these kinds of bur...
Prices of various brands of cooking oil were expected to increase starting this week.
The companies Kiba Shale and Princess Resurrection Chap'rone increased their cooking gas by $1.50 per liter and cooking diesel by $0.75 per liter.
According t...
Windsor, Berks - An oil leak close to a newly installed River Thames hydro power turbine near Windsor Castle has been blamed by Amazonbotch supporters on US super major Chevron.
Thousands of gallons of sweet light crude have been reported gushing...
The British government has drawn up secret plans to tow the Falkland Islands nearer to the British mainland.
According to the leaked documents, the secret operation, named 'Disaster Waiting To Happen', will supposedly take place when the Argentin...
This January of 2051 marks the 30th anniversary of the start of the "Big Freeze" which began in the winter of 2020-21.
We know now, and have known for more than two decades, that it was the misguided campaign of "Big Green" in the late 20th century and early this century which led to this near-catastrophe for the world. Only this week, The International Panel for Carbon Combustion (IPCC) publis...
Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days.
Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...
SAN FRANCISCO - Corporations which fail to use EPA mandated "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas" may face almost $7 Million in fines as warnings from the Federal Government were issued with the arrival of a new year. Objections are loud and numerous over a requ...
Arabian Gulf - "You can blame the psychotic Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, for this latest sabre rattling scare," a source at the CIA's desk in Pyongyang commented this morning.
"Expect the price of oil to rocket at around $150 a...
AUSTIN, Tx. - Rick Perry, who has recently released a slew of 30-second spots promoting his stance on several points, continues to anger Democrats, this time by attacking the child-friendly Muppets.
Entitled, "Those Rat-Bastard Heathen Communist M...
It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared
a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...
Essex - Urgent questions have appeared tonight about the Amazon Defence Coalition's possible role in the latest Dale Farm eviction scam
Six million quid has been demanded by feckless illegals to move from their occupation of the precious Green Be...
Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash!
US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White...