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Funny story: An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...
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Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...
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Funny story: Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...
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Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...
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Funny story: The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

CINCINNATI - The home town crowd was happy to see their Cincinnati Bengals wallop the Cleveland Browns 41-20 to win The Battle of Ohio. The Bengals now find themselves in first place in the AFC North. Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis told the sports...
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Funny story: OSU positions consolidated

OSU positions consolidated

In a startling announcement today, the Board of Regents at The Ohio State University announced that since Don Imus had turned down the offer to take over as University President, they have unanimously agreed that since football is the cornerstone of...
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Funny story: Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State

Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State

Rumors are abounding around Columbus, Ohio, after Dr. Gordon Gee announced his retirement, following his insulting remarks about football, the Catholic church, Notre Dame and Catholic Priests. "Yes, I admit, that I have made derogatory comments ab...
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Funny story: Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...
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Funny story: Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
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Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...
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Funny story: Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

DOVER, Ohio (ABSNN) - Fox's Karl Rove was absolutely right: "Ohio sucks!" Today Ohio proved it sucks when a four-football-field-wide sinkhole swallowed up a large section of Ohio State Road 513 just west of Dover. "Holy crap! I was just watch...
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Funny story: Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

CINCINNATI, Ohio (ABSNN) - A convicted pot smoker's request to smoke "one more joint before quitting," landed him in the joint after an Ohio judge "was astonished by his request." Damaine Mitchell, 19, was sentenced to prison by Hamilton County...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group. Political Salad Bar Magazine...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

WHIPPLE, Ohio - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where beer coasters were invented. A crowd of 29 individuals had gathered in the morning dew to hear Old Mittens speak in the parking lot of a local...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

CINCINNATI - Mitt Romney was in the city that is the home to the Cincinnati Reds and the Cincinnati Bengals. The GOP presidential candidate was speaking before a crowd of undecided voters in the parking lot of an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.
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Funny story: Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

A volunteer worker at a Romney campaign office on Ohio claims she was abused and humiliated by a GOP official for wearing a Sesame St t-shirt. Miranda Summers, 24, said "I really believe in what Mitt has to say on the economy and jobs, but I also...
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Funny story: Master Baiter Catches Big Fish

Master Baiter Catches Big Fish

Toledo, OH - At the end of a long day on Toledo Bend Lake with very little luck, master baiter Sam Bigton finally caught the winning fish of the day at the annual statewide competition. After three hours of struggling with a 36" Black Bass, he won th...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

TOLEDO, Ohio - GOP front runner Mitt Romney was in Toledo speaking at the yearly meeting of The Retired Ohio Blue Tip Kitchen Matches Factory Workers Union 1313. He told the crowd estimated at between 71 and 74 people including six babies, seven t...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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