Showing:

Funny satire stories about Ohio

Try another search?

Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...

Read full story View 'Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship'

Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

Funny story: Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

The University of Dayton Research Institute in Dayton, Ohio made an announcement Oct. 19 on a groundbreaking discovery in the realm of general lighting. UDRI president John E. Leland announced the findings of the decades-long research project to nati...

Read full story View 'Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs'

Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations

Funny story: Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations

As Christmas approaches, many will be decorating their homes with more than just trees and lights. For Christians, a common tradition is to put a nativity scene somewhere on display. A nativity scene uses figurines and a stable to depict the story of...

Read full story View 'Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations'

Steubenville Prepares To Purge; Pull Up Drawbridges, Set Force Fields

SORRY 911 IS OUT OF SERVICE AGAIN, STEUBENVILLE, OHIO -- City council is discussing plans to initiate a monthly purge in which citywide crime of all sorts would be legal from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. the last day of each month. "Probably wouldn't notice...

Read full story View 'Steubenville Prepares To Purge; Pull Up Drawbridges, Set Force Fields'

An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

Funny story: An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...

Read full story View 'An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week'

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...

Read full story View 'Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver'

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Funny story: Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...

Read full story View 'Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again'

Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...

Read full story View 'Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl'

The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

Funny story: The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

CINCINNATI - The home town crowd was happy to see their Cincinnati Bengals wallop the Cleveland Browns 41-20 to win The Battle of Ohio. The Bengals now find themselves in first place in the AFC North. Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis told the sports...

Read full story View 'The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio'

OSU positions consolidated

Funny story: OSU positions consolidated

In a startling announcement today, the Board of Regents at The Ohio State University announced that since Don Imus had turned down the offer to take over as University President, they have unanimously agreed that since football is the cornerstone of...

Read full story View 'OSU positions consolidated'

Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State

Funny story: Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State

Rumors are abounding around Columbus, Ohio, after Dr. Gordon Gee announced his retirement, following his insulting remarks about football, the Catholic church, Notre Dame and Catholic Priests. "Yes, I admit, that I have made derogatory comments ab...

Read full story View 'Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State'

Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

Funny story: Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...

Read full story View 'Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law'

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...

Read full story View 'Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend'

Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...

Read full story View 'Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads'

Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

Funny story: Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

DOVER, Ohio (ABSNN) - Fox's Karl Rove was absolutely right: "Ohio sucks!" Today Ohio proved it sucks when a four-football-field-wide sinkhole swallowed up a large section of Ohio State Road 513 just west of Dover. "Holy crap! I was just watch...

Read full story View 'Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!'

Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

Funny story: Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

CINCINNATI, Ohio (ABSNN) - A convicted pot smoker's request to smoke "one more joint before quitting," landed him in the joint after an Ohio judge "was astonished by his request." Damaine Mitchell, 19, was sentenced to prison by Hamilton County...

Read full story View 'Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint'

Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

Funny story: Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group. Political Salad Bar Magazine...

Read full story View 'Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question'

Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

Funny story: Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

WHIPPLE, Ohio - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where beer coasters were invented. A crowd of 29 individuals had gathered in the morning dew to hear Old Mittens speak in the parking lot of a local...

Read full story View 'Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames'

Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
49 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more