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Funny story: Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"

Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"

On the face of it 35yr old Melinda Smith seems to lead an exciting life, High level business meetings, Hang-gliding, mountaineering while inside the house she seems to be able to pull off ten person dinner parties with ease all while juggling the dem...
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Funny story: Study finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career

Study finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career

A recent scientific study has found that one of the most effective ways of getting a raise or promotion in work is to "constantly refer to yourself in the third person". Scientists believe this method can re-enforce in other people's mind that y...
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Funny story: 7 Average Joes that are Having a Way Worse Day at Work than You Are

7 Average Joes that are Having a Way Worse Day at Work than You Are

Right now you're probably sitting on your comfy leather chair in front of your computer, IN YOUR WORKPLACE, thinking how much you hate your job. Well stop feeling sorry for yourself because there are numerous people around the world who are sensationally screwed. Just shut up and suck it up. It's obvious that you're not going to get anything done today so I suggest you keep reading. 7 Taxi driv...
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Funny story: Turning the Tables

Turning the Tables

Hauled in before his Boss John Witt realised he was in trouble, but Witt had more than enough up his sleeve. 'You are being sacked for doing nothing' he was told. 'You have nothing to complain about, then!' replied Witt. 'I'm not complaining about nothing, I'm complaining about you doing nothing' came the response. Witt considered for a moment. 'I've been doing my job for two years and...
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Funny story: Office worker wishes he was sat on "way cooler table" behind him

Office worker wishes he was sat on "way cooler table" behind him

Office worker Richard Manganiello reported to sources close to him last Friday of his wish to be sat with the people on the table behind him at his job. Claiming that it was a "way cooler table" than where he currently was placed. Manganiello w...
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Funny story: Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Violence has erupted in Nestle Presents New Uganda. Dozens of angry UFO enthusiasts have seized control of the Central Bank proclaiming "Martian Law". Authorities have mobilized the countries' four tanks and half a helicopter in an attempt to def...
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Funny story: Local Worker Says Man In Next Cube Talks Loud - Worried About Disease

Local Worker Says Man In Next Cube Talks Loud - Worried About Disease

Office Park, NJ (New York Times) - Christina Worple, 38, an accountant who works in a local office building, says the person who sits in the cubicle next to her talks very loudly and often makes personal noises that she can hear clearly. Ms. Worpl...
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Funny story: Commuters flee rush-hour file

Commuters flee rush-hour file

Passengers fled on to tracks after a box file burst open on a train during rush hour yesterday in central London. The file contained dozens of lengthy, boring business reports and detailed minutes of interminable committee meetings. Some passen...
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Funny story: Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

BALTIMORE - Reports coming out of the Maryland city that is famous for its orioles have a lot of office workers quite upset and literally fit to be tied. The city council has decided to do away with the age old tradition of Casual Friday, in which...
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Funny story: Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Parsippany, NJ - If you're a small business owner living in northern New Jersey and have ever required technical support, there's a good chance that you have come across Mr. James Childress. James is a longtime Customer Service Representative at Pars...
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Funny story: 10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...
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Funny story: Recruitment Consultants Outnumber All Other Workers.

Recruitment Consultants Outnumber All Other Workers.

The number of recruitment consultants has increased exponentially over the last six months say analysts at NecroManPower Ltd. It has got to the extent that there are five recruitment consultants to every other job in the UK. The majority of the p...
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Funny story: My week as a woman - day five

My week as a woman - day five

I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...
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Funny story: Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

More sedentary workers are eating their desks during their lunch-hour instead of going out to a café or furniture shop. Some just nibble at desk-top corners, but many have been seen biting big chunks off. Office workers are making themselves more...
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Funny story: The Lift: An Everyday Story Of Office Folk.

The Lift: An Everyday Story Of Office Folk.

To: Allstaff From: Reception. 13:15 14/05/11 Sorry to report that the lift is not workin today. If you are expectin any visitors please come to receptionto meet them and not leave them to find their way to your offices by theirselves. Anyone goin for a drink after work? Its happy hour on fridays at the Duke. Laura in reception. xxx To: Laura Twist From: MD office 13:17 14/05/11...
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Funny story: Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Office Intersection, a major big box office supply retailer, announced this week that they will begin selling mace due to the increase in popularity of using the spray to settling arguments, get the toy you want, or if you just don't like the way som...
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Funny story: Husband complains about my male colleague

Husband complains about my male colleague

Dear Bonnie Contention, I work in an office with mostly men and have become really friendly with one guy in particular. We just hit it off straight away and share loads of interests. We have a laugh, too, and our sense of humour is very similar. Although my husband's never met him he's always niggling at me jealously. He's even threatened to come round to the office and 'have it out'.
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Funny story: Office Survival Tips

Office Survival Tips

OFFICE SURVIVAL TIPS 1: No matter how much the printer might frustrate you, do not yell at it. It can't hear you. 2: Just because you don't like doing it, doesn't mean it's not part of your job. 3: If you're not sure what someone is saying when they're talking, it's probably best not to try to correct them on anything they just said. 4: If you're tired and a coworker says, "Here, t...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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