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Funny story: UK Government To Measure Public Happiness

UK Government To Measure Public Happiness

Prime Minister David Cameron is about to ask the UK public "How happy are you?" The survey has taken one year and £2 million of tax payer's money to complete, due to the fact that the average civil servant's concept of happiness is a tidy desk, a supply of sharpened HB pencils and an empty waste paper basket. There is also no guarantee that future government policies will be in any way influenced...
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Funny story: UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

Figures released today by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) suggest that much-feared inflation is set to spiral out of control, leaving many people "without a penny to scratch their arses with."
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