Prime Minister David Cameron is about to ask the UK public "How happy are you?" The survey has taken one year and £2 million of tax payer's money to complete, due to the fact that the average civil servant's concept of happiness is a tidy desk, a supply of sharpened HB pencils and an empty waste paper basket. There is also no guarantee that future government policies will be in any way influenced...
Figures released today by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) suggest that much-feared inflation is set to spiral out of control, leaving many people "without a penny to scratch their arses with."
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
Trump Declares War on Canada for Burning White House in War of 1812
Trump Thinks He Already Met With Kim from Korea
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!