London - Dozens of attention deficient hoi polloi campers' tents have pitched up on London's Hampstead Heath as assorted opportunist pre-Solstice tree huggaz vie for media recognition.
This morning demonstrators took over part of the Vale of Healt...
Occupy Wall Street, Occupy London, Occupy Berlin, the group coming to be known as Occupy [Insert Place Name Here] are springing up in cities faster than Manchester City fans who were at the Manchester derby.
Finding a place to occupy that isn't al...
The Archbishop of London, David Belts, has denied reports that G.A.Y UK are setting up their national office in the cathedral.
When asked about the lease that was posted on the notice board.
He said: "There are enough people camping it up roun...
A crisis meeting of the Lost Causes Federation, of which your reporter is honoured to be Chairman, has been discussing urgently the decision made recently to make the protest outside St Paul's Cathedral a Lost Cause.
Disturbing reports indicate th...
London - Pikey elements among the ragbag of Occupy protesters have been blamed for taking a dump on the red carpet at St Paul's.
Clerics wielding disinfectant, mops and rubber waders are said to be fuming after human waste was discovered near the...
Secret Government Records have today revealed that a man called Chris Evans has been in secret talks to become the spokesman for the Tory Government's Zombie, Alien Brain Beetle Project.
As we know from previous encounters with Alien brain Beetl...
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