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Funny story:  Obituary: Baroness Margate Thatcher

Obituary: Baroness Margate Thatcher

Margate Thatcher was one of the most significant policemen of the late 20th Century. Famously she was Britain's first feline leader. However her style of ruling earned her the nickname "the Ironic Lady" and led to her being hatted by many but loved b...
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Funny story:  Uneaten Yogurt Mourned

Uneaten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
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Funny story:  World Famous QC Passes Away

World Famous QC Passes Away

It is with some sadness, but mostly with hilarious laughter, that we announce the passing of Lord Simon Saunders QC. He passed away aged eighty-three years and one week after a short and comical illness. He spent much of his life trying to help others (buy him pints). He became the youngest QC in British history at the age of three months. Unfortunately, he was unable to practice because o...
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Funny story:  Obituary - Harry Postlethwaite. The Bard of Saddleworth

Obituary - Harry Postlethwaite. The Bard of Saddleworth

Harry Postlethwaite July 2nd 1923 - July 30th 2012. The death has occurred of one of the area's least talented poets. Harry Postlethwaite worked for most of his life as a milkman in and around Saddleworth. Between his milk deliveries he would compose poetry, most of which he discarded as rubbish, and published only a few poems a year, which most of the public classed as rubbish. Harry's pro...
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Funny story:  Alfred Frickin, 102, Philanthropist

Alfred Frickin, 102, Philanthropist

Frickin,Ohio- Alfred Frickin, the most widely know Philanthropist of the past century passed away peacefully while flying cross-country in his Frickin Lear Jet. Among other things Mr. Frickin is credited with building over 2,000 libraries in cities a...
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Funny story:  Joseph "The Dog-Eared Page" Lupinsky

Joseph "The Dog-Eared Page" Lupinsky

Oshkosh, WI-Joseph Lupinsky, known as "Jo Jo the Dog-eared Page", has died at the age of 79. Jo Jo was born with abnormally long auricula which flapped in the wind as he ran. Adding to his woes were his large sorrowful eyes and a prominent probos...
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Funny story:  "Baker Street" sax mix-up man dies

"Baker Street" sax mix-up man dies

The man best known for playing saxophone on the 1978 Gerry Rafferty hit "Baker Street" has died. However, Bob Holness, aged 83, didn't actually play on the track at all. For the last thirty years, Holness has been cursed with being identified with...
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Funny story:  Popeye Dead After Eating E.Coli Tainted Spinach

Popeye Dead After Eating E.Coli Tainted Spinach

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs announced today that Popeye the sailor had died after eating spinach that was tainted with E. Coli bacteria. The USDA had issued warnings concerning possible bacterial exposure from tainted spinach a couple...
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Funny story:  Obituary Writer Dies in Mysterious Circumstances

Obituary Writer Dies in Mysterious Circumstances

The most wicked obituary writer in London has died in mysterious circumstances. He was found in a busy coffee shop at tea time with his veins drained entirely of blood. The murder by exsanguination is said to have happened while other customers...
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Funny story:  Jack La Lanne Dies Healthy At 96

Jack La Lanne Dies Healthy At 96

Fitness guru, Jack La Lanne, died last week, healthy at age 96. To celebrate his 70th birthday and show off his fitness, La Lanne had himself shackled and then towed 70 people in 70 rowboats across Long Beach harbor. He later confessed to having a...
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Funny story:  Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funeral for a friend. - The once mighty social networking giant, Myspace, died yesterday afternoon after a long, hard-fought battle with Zuckerberginoma, a common form of web cancer caused by the Facebook virus. It was 7. Launched in the summer o...
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Funny story:  Obituary:  Vinny "Two Guns" Banducci

Obituary: Vinny "Two Guns" Banducci

Vinny "Two Guns" Banducci, 76, of Newark, New Jersey, left this earth on Saturday, December 11, 2010 after a lengthy and rare illness resulting from an over production of Testosterone. Vinny was survived by his wife, Nina of 39 years, brother Vito and sister Donna, with close and personal friends Scarlett Sparkles of Las Vegas, Nevada, Candy Kane of Atlantic City, New Jersey, Passion Alvarez...
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Funny story:  Obituaries: Punk Rock

Obituaries: Punk Rock

Punk Rock died this week due to commercialisation, aged just 40 years old. Punk Rock was born in the early 70s, and hung around with various bands in its toddler years, such as the Sex Pistols, The Ramones and various others. As the years went by, Punk Rock was accepted by more people during its teenage years, and was the cause of many heated tensions between the police and its friends. Punk...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Barbara Billingsley, who taught women in the 1950's that they were abject failures unless they did all of their housework in a ball gown, pearl necklace and apron as the mom on Leave It to Beaver, died Saturday. She was 316. The Only Funny Scene of...
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Funny story:  Bob Steele And Cattle:  Silent Screen Star And Horse To Be Honored Posthumously

Bob Steele And Cattle: Silent Screen Star And Horse To Be Honored Posthumously

Bob Steele rode many horses during his 'oaters' movie career in which he made some 120 films, but his favorite pony was a big roan named "Cattle." Starting his career by doing silent movies, he tried singing in one of the earliest sound movies, "Ridi...
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Funny story:  Fictional entertainer Onion Morris dies

Fictional entertainer Onion Morris dies

Onion Morris Born September 1945 Died September 2008 was a welsh television personality who was mostly active during the great cheese sandwich debate of the 1970's. As well as being Wales' first person to do cocaine off a prostitutes butt crack w...
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Funny story:  Cake King Mr Kipling Dies

Cake King Mr Kipling Dies

Bakewell, Hampshire - The Kipling family announced today that Lionel Kipling, father to a nation of obese diabetics, died peacefully at home on Wednesday. He was 79. Although Mr Kipling was greatly admired by a cake-munching public, he had not in...
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Funny story:  The Year Of The Celebrity Death

The Year Of The Celebrity Death

Looking back at the past decade, there have been many memorable moments and particular years that stand out. Unfortunately, 2009 is likely to be remembered as the year of the celebrity death. The last year has seen the death of many of our favouri...
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