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Funny story: Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Expectations were running high at the London Oasis Bar and Grill as The Bonkettes made their eagerly awaited comeback gig, following manager and part time bongo player BT Bishop's coronary. Soon to be Royal, Kate Middleton wowed the eager crowd by...
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Funny story: Bonkettes Lined Up For Prestigious Oasis Christmas Eve Gig

Bonkettes Lined Up For Prestigious Oasis Christmas Eve Gig

The stand-in manager of the greatest girl band ever, The Bonkettes, today called an impromptu press conference at a leading London hotel, in order to confirm that talks regarding the Bonkettes headlining a prestigeous Christmas Eve gig at The Oasis B...
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Funny story: Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that owing to the...
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Funny story: Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year. Started by a...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson seen with Famous Author in London

Jessica Simpson seen with Famous Author in London

On the eve of what is touted to be the world's most sought after drinking competition championship, Jessica Simpson was seen cavorting with PM Wortham, a depraved and lascivious hack satirical writer, at the Oasis Bar & Grille in London. Appar...
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Funny story: Chilean Minors Arrested at the Oasis Bar & Grill in Calama

Chilean Minors Arrested at the Oasis Bar & Grill in Calama

Nine boys ranging in age from fourteen to seventeen years old were arrested yesterday at a local watering hole in Calama, Chile, after posing as rescued workers from the nearby Atacama Desert copper mine disaster. Dressed in dirty coveralls, nearl...
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Funny story: OASIS Bar & Grille Under Investigation

OASIS Bar & Grille Under Investigation

The popular food and beverage establishment that by all critical accounts, has replaced Planet Bollywood as the fastest growing restaurant franchise (with entertainment) in the world, is now under investigation for reportedly featuring protected anim...
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Funny story: Ivana Phuque Booked For Extended Ice Folly Show at The New Oasis Bar!

Ivana Phuque Booked For Extended Ice Folly Show at The New Oasis Bar!

Ivana, the generously endowed 'SWEDE SPEEDY' building on her Olympic Success, announced her retirement from amateur events, and signed her first truly professional contract with Management at "The New Oasis Bar & Grill', the UK's most popular T...
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Funny story: End of Year Audit Confirms' New Oasis Bar' a Success with Brits in Love with TITS!

End of Year Audit Confirms' New Oasis Bar' a Success with Brits in Love with TITS!

After two spectacular financial failures, it seem the third time was the charm as the "New Oasis Bar', a Spoof Collaboration of demented writers, hit the jack pot with their theme of Tits, Tits and More Tits...and a wee bit of Arse! According to p...
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Funny story: "It's The BOOBS Stupid!" Topless Oasis Bar & Grill Reopens to Resounding Success!

"It's The BOOBS Stupid!" Topless Oasis Bar & Grill Reopens to Resounding Success!

The third time appears to be the lucky charm for the Oasis Bar & Grill as it rises like the Phoenix after two failed attempts to become a the Premier Hang Out for the Rich, Not So Rich, the Verbose, and even one who writes only 3 words. This...
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Funny story: Brits Excited About New Catholic Mandate to 'pray before sex!"

Brits Excited About New Catholic Mandate to 'pray before sex!"

Bristol/UK/ From the Personal Relationships Section/Guardian - All sorts of post and pre pubescent UK males today were alight with new hope as word spread that the Catholic Charity Truth Society were telling everyone to take 5 minutes to pray before...
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