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Jeff Lynne 'Oasis are Shit'!

Funny story: Jeff Lynne 'Oasis are Shit'!

ELO frontman Jeff Lynne has launched an astonishing attack on 90s sensations Oasis calling the band and their music 'shit'. In an interview with Rolling Rock magazine, Lynne says Noel Gallagher is a 'Jessie', and 'a talentless one at that'. 'T...

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Noël and Liam Gallagher deny crude plot as US Navy Seals capture Morning Glory tanker

Funny story: Noël and Liam Gallagher deny crude plot as US Navy Seals capture Morning Glory tanker

Tripoli, Libya - Former Oasis band members Noël and Liam Gallagher have denied plotting to smuggle 234,000 barrels of Libyan oil in the North Korean-registered Morning Glory out of the As-Sidra terminal last week. Described by a US Navy Seals boar...

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Manchester City Fans Told Not To Worry - Yesterday Was Just A Bad Dream

Funny story: Manchester City Fans Told Not To Worry - Yesterday Was Just A Bad Dream

Manchester City fans were urged to keep the faith as the club homes in on its first championship in 44 years, by none other than former Oasis front man, Liam Gallagher. "Yesterday didn't happen, man," an exhausted Liam said, as he went to put the...

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Famous group Ed and Dave Miliband to split

Funny story: Famous group Ed and Dave Miliband to split

The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up. Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...

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Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

In the latest twist in the never-ending Liam Gallagher saga, the pop star is reportedly suing himself, legal documents show. The suit accuses Gallagher of flagrant prattery, unseemly arseholery, and excessive knobheadery. The former Oasis fro...

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New Marriage style guidance for bands

Funny story: New Marriage style guidance for bands

A new service has been set up by the Music And Record Industry to help groups who are suffering from musical differences. "We're operating it like a marriage guidance service," said Simon Kologie, the head therapist at Musical Differences Incorpor...

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Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Funny story: Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week. 'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g...

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Let's all write Beady Eye as BDI - Liam Gallagher will go Mental

Funny story: Let's all write Beady Eye as BDI - Liam Gallagher will go Mental

Liam Gallagher's new brother-free band Beady Eye has now had their first gig and released their first single and album to mixed reviews. But it is the name of the reformed Oasis that I'm interested in. They could have carried on as Oasis - it's pretty much the same band with one (OK fairly important) member missing - but they decided to go for a new name and stop playing the old Oasis...

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Colonel Gaddafi To Take Over From Liam Gallagher As Oasis Lead Singer

Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi To Take Over From Liam Gallagher As Oasis Lead Singer

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger today revealed that he'd heard from some old tart in a pub down the Kings Road that Noel Gallagher is considering Libya's leader, Colonel Gaddafi as a possible replacement as lead singer from his br...

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Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

Funny story: Matt Cardle And Olly Murs Rejected For Oasis Christmas Gig

X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that owing to the...

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Liam Gallagher Dismisses Oasis Reunion Rumours

Ex Oasis frontman, Liam Gallagher, has laughed off rumours that the band are set to reunite, in a move that is sure to cause a huge sigh of relief to music fans everywhere. Dick The Mancunian Gobshite told NME reporter Alan Wilder "These fu*kin...

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Shock Revelation - Liam Gallagher Only 5'8" Tall!

Funny story: Shock Revelation - Liam Gallagher Only 5'8" Tall!

Liam Gallagher fans were left shocked, stunned, amazed, and in no small part deflated today by the earth-shattering revelation that Liam Gallagher is only 5'8" tall. The former hell raising Oasis frontman had kind of implied that he was a bit bigg...

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Patrick Stewart And The Gallagher Brothers Out Of Oasis Go looking For James Corden

Funny story: Patrick Stewart And The Gallagher Brothers Out Of Oasis Go looking For James Corden

The Metropolitan Police today revealed that they stopped and searched three men last night on suspicion of conspiracy to cause some serious physical damage to some fat bloke. The three men, named as Patrick Stewart, out of Star Trek with a baldy h...

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Liam To Give His Side Of Oasis Break-Up (But Not Yet And Certainly Not To Us)

Funny story: Liam To Give His Side Of Oasis Break-Up (But Not Yet And Certainly Not To Us)

Skoob news has learned that Liam Gallagher has decided to reveal his side of the story of events, when the band split on August 28th in Paris, as they were due to start a gig. But he says he won't divulge this information just yet, and that he cer...

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Jeremy Kyle steps in to heal Oasis' Gallagher brother rift

Funny story: Jeremy Kyle steps in to heal Oasis' Gallagher brother rift

TV chat show host Jeremy Kyle is to host a special Oasis episode in order to try and help the Gallagher brothers mend their recent rift. The levels of problems between the two brothers hit a new high in the last few days, seeing Noel quit the band...

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New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

Funny story: New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

Oasis, the rock super group have announced that their new lead guitarist will be Paul Gallagher. The band recently saw their songwriting guitarist, Noel Gallagher, quit the band following "altercations" between Noel and his brother Liam. However,...

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Noel Gallagher reveals reasons why he quit Oasis

Funny story: Noel Gallagher reveals reasons why he quit Oasis

Rock and Roll superstar Noel Gallagher has now confirmed that he is quitting Oasis and what had occurred to cause his decision. Noel, 42, bought a majority share holding in the high street clothing store Oasis in 1999. It was described at the ti...

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What's The Story behind Latest Oasis Bust-Up?

Funny story: What's The Story behind Latest Oasis Bust-Up?

Amid rumours of arguments about the quality of support acts, near-fatal throat infections and cancelled gigs, I can today reveal the truth behind the latest feud between Oasis' Gallagher siblings: Noel has been involved in secret plans to oust Liam a...

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