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Oil Company Files $1billion Lawsuit Against Tiny Town

Funny story: Oil Company Files $1billion Lawsuit Against Tiny Town

CALIFORNIA - Using millions of gallons of water and secret chemicals harmful to people, the environment and the earth, oil and gas companies crack open underground rock formations, forcing deposits of oil and gas tucked deep within the earth up to th...

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Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Funny story: Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...

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OPEC boss slams Scottish Separatists' North Sea oil shakedown plans

Funny story: OPEC boss slams Scottish Separatists' North Sea oil shakedown plans

Vienna, Austria - "It's just another crude heist," the head of business development at the Organization of Petroleum Exploiting Countries said today. "Reminds me of 1975 when Carlos the Jackass attempted kidnapping all eleven OPEC oil ministers an...

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OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

Funny story: OPEC Jacks Gas Prices Across U.S.

Following a series of strategic planning meetings held in a secret location, Bruce Opec, owner of more than 370 Taco Bell restaurants across America, announced a new in-room dining fee for those patrons who regularly break wind. Similar to a pr...

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OPEC declare June "Free Oil Month"

Funny story: OPEC declare June "Free Oil Month"

OPEC, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries announced today that they will give all oil produced in the month of June away for free. It is believed that the announcement follows an increasing level of concern within the oil industr...

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Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Funny story: Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...

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Few crude refinements at OPEC snake-oil summit

Funny story: Few crude refinements at OPEC snake-oil summit

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - (Ass Mess): Political leaders at the Organization of Petroleum Jelly Exporting Countries summit had a right laugh this afternoon.

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Oil Prices At A 30-Year Low

Funny story: Oil Prices At A 30-Year Low

Governments around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning when, despite the price of oil reaching a record $140 per barrel, it was officially announced by OPEC that the size of barrels is now bigger than...

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OPEC Out for...Blood?!

Leaders of OPEC have been rumored to have had recent meetings on combining their efforts to market and produce a new fossil fuel alternative.

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Corrupt Bastards Club: secret letter to OPEC discovered

Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club: secret letter to OPEC discovered

London - (Ass Mess): The Spoof has obtained an exclusive preview of a top secret letter sent to the awesome PR machine that runs global big oil where the shockwaves from the Corrupt Bastards Club and this week's resignation of BP's Lord Brown...

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Alaska to Leave US, Join OPEC

Funny story: Alaska to Leave US, Join OPEC

The state of Alaska has announced plans to leave the United States of America, form an independent Eskimo country, and join O.P.E.C. (the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries). This will be the first incident of secession since the American...

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