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Funny story:  Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

James Dyson, Britain's answer to Sir Clive Sinclair, has topped his trumps with his latest invention in the personal hygiene market: The Personalised Home Money Sanitiser. "This is a major step forward in cleanliness," said James Dyson. "We all kn...
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Funny story:  My life as a man #20

My life as a man #20

Today is the worst day of the rest of my life. Yes, I know, it is supposed to be the first day of the rest of my life-at least according to the aficionados of fortune cookie philosophy. But not for me; I know I hit my romantic peak years ago. It's been all downhill since then. You see, I let the BIG ONE go. She was exceptionally beautiful and unique. I knew her to be my singular chan...
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Funny story:  Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

A rise in OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) cases has also given rise to demand of latex gloves in more colors than white and eggshell. Sterile gloves now come in a variety of colors, the most sought after of which is black. Yes, now you can go on that dinner date in your little black dress and not look out of place wearing white latex gloves. Instead, you can slide on a pair of sleek black g...
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Funny story:  Crossing Guard with OCD Run Down by Impatient Businessman

Crossing Guard with OCD Run Down by Impatient Businessman

Nolanville, VA - Every weekday morning at 3 a.m., 45 year old George Ross puts on his pants for the third time, combs every strand of hair separately and plucks any wayward nose hairs. He measures one teaspoon of sugar into his carefully prepared cup...
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Funny story:  Obsessive man costs himself a fortune

Obsessive man costs himself a fortune

Springfield, Idaho - Vern Kashinsky held the gas pump handle patiently until it reached $19.91, then released and held a few times so that it would end on exactly $20. He then shook the nozzle while it was still in his gas tank access port three time...
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Funny story:  OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT

OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT

Alarming figures from the UK's Department of Health reveal a significant change in the number of recorded problems among children and young adults. Of the monitored problems, the newly-defined syndrome of Overweight Babies, Children and Teenagers, o...
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Funny story:  Northerners More Dirty

Northerners More Dirty

Scabies, England - New research has found that northerners are dirtier than southerners. The study, conducted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, says the further north people live, the less likely they are to wash their hands afte...
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Funny story:  Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Ageing footballer, former England Captain, and male model, David Beckham is struggling to keep in the media spotlight these days and knows that his footballing days are coming to an end. "I have only got 3 years and 3 months and 33
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Funny story:  Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Triple threat and teen hottie Zac Efron has just been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). He's had all the girls screaming from his dazzling smile and side-swept golden brown locks, not to mention his perfect chiseled body, but wh...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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