Showing:

Funny satire stories about OCD

Try another search?

Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Funny story: Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Scott Cheltham had never had any interest in hunting in his whole life, so when he started planning for a hunting trip and even bought a rifle, his wife Mary at first thought he was covering for an affair. "We were high school sweethearts," Mary...

Read full story View 'Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather'

Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Funny story: Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Madrid, Spain - In sport, amateurs and pro players alike, will often stick with any strange ritual that is working for them, and it certainly doesn't seem like champion tennis star, Rafael Nadal, will be giving up his well-documented little OCD routi...

Read full story View 'Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.'

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...

Read full story View 'Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!'

Howard Hughes Secret Revealed

Funny story: Howard Hughes Secret Revealed

It has been revealed today that renowned business magnate, investor, aviator, aerospace engineer, film maker, philanthropist and even world record holder Howard Hughes actually came out in 1973 but no one noticed at the time. He was probably the most...

Read full story View 'Howard Hughes Secret Revealed'

Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career

Funny story: Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career

London, UK - Grand Slam legend has it that Roger Federer was always able to scent early victory over Andy Roddick by 'reading' the one-time US Open champ's weird on-court behavioral quirks of constantly tugging on his baseball cap, pulling up the sh...

Read full story View 'Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career'

Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

Funny story: Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

James Dyson, Britain's answer to Sir Clive Sinclair, has topped his trumps with his latest invention in the personal hygiene market: The Personalised Home Money Sanitiser. "This is a major step forward in cleanliness," said James Dyson. "We all kn...

Read full story View 'Dyson money sanitisers now on sale'

My life as a man #20

Funny story: My life as a man #20

Today is the worst day of the rest of my life. Yes, I know, it is supposed to be the first day of the rest of my life-at least according to the aficionados of fortune cookie philosophy. But not for me; I know I hit my romantic peak years ago. It's been all downhill since then. You see, I let the BIG ONE go. She was exceptionally beautiful and unique. I knew her to be my singular chan...

Read full story View 'My life as a man #20'

Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

Funny story: Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

A rise in OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) cases has also given rise to demand of latex gloves in more colors than white and eggshell. Sterile gloves now come in a variety of colors, the most sought after of which is black. Yes, now you can go on that dinner date in your little black dress and not look out of place wearing white latex gloves. Instead, you can slide on a pair of sleek black g...

Read full story View 'Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes'

Obsessive man costs himself a fortune

Funny story: Obsessive man costs himself a fortune

Springfield, Idaho - Vern Kashinsky held the gas pump handle patiently until it reached $19.91, then released and held a few times so that it would end on exactly $20. He then shook the nozzle while it was still in his gas tank access port three time...

Read full story View 'Obsessive man costs himself a fortune'

OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT

Funny story: OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT

Alarming figures from the UK's Department of Health reveal a significant change in the number of recorded problems among children and young adults. Of the monitored problems, the newly-defined syndrome of Overweight Babies, Children and Teenagers, o...

Read full story View 'OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT'

Northerners More Dirty

Funny story: Northerners More Dirty

Scabies, England - New research has found that northerners are dirtier than southerners. The study, conducted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, says the further north people live, the less likely they are to wash their hands afte...

Read full story View 'Northerners More Dirty'

Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Funny story: Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Ageing footballer, former England Captain, and male model, David Beckham is struggling to keep in the media spotlight these days and knows that his footballing days are coming to an end. "I have only got 3 years and 3 months and 33

Read full story View 'Beckham Shows Signs of COD'

Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Funny story: Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Triple threat and teen hottie Zac Efron has just been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). He's had all the girls screaming from his dazzling smile and side-swept golden brown locks, not to mention his perfect chiseled body, but wh...

Read full story View 'Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!'

Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
53 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more