Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election.
Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...
NEVADA STATE PRISON (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson refused all press requests (except ours, of course) to comment on tonight's Investigation Discovery documentary: "My Brother the Serial Killer," that claims Simpson hired a serial killer to break into his...
NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
LOS ANGELES - As the involuntary manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson's personal physician continues, the defense team have been increasingly fearful not about the loss of medical license or possible jail time of eternity, but that the doctor's name...
Brainsick, disbarred former lawyer F. Lee Bailey's newest book, "Writings From The Booby House," articulates in detail --1,422 pages worth-- just how he can prove that OJ Simpson did not turn his wife into a Pez dispenser in 1994. How can there be t...
Some thirteen years after the trial which captured the World's imagination and held it riveted for months, the entire story has been released as "O.J. The Musical"!
Martin Scorcese's first live theater musical will star Bruce Willis as O.J., Lady Gaga as Nicole Simpson and Woody Allen as Judge Ito. The choice of Clint Eastwood in the role of Kato is as surprising as Paul Reuben's selection as J...
BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals.
She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?"
When asked the question again, she exploded...
Reports out of Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Facility seem to confirm what everyone long suspected; America's All American Running Back, OJ Simpson, has slowed down some, and now has resorted to bending over the ball, rather than carrying it!
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Lovelock, Nevada - (Gonads): "Poor guy, like he's OD'd on all that Elin PMS!" a thoughtful OJ Simpson confided in inmates at Lovelock Correctional Center today.
"Sure is called the seven year bitch! Single women can smell it a mile off. Turns the...
Encino CA-- The knife O.J. Simpson used to murder his wife Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Goodman has been recovered from the Neverland Ranch. The knife was found underneath a mattress in the main bedroom of the sprawling estate. Detectives beli...
Disgraced ex-football start OJ "The Juice" Simpson has escaped from his cell in the Lovelock Correctional Center.
Simpson who early on in serving his term had placed a giant poster of himself on a wall, seems to have been busy tunnelling out behin...
Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...
O.J. Simpson and his cellmate, Ernest "The Slasher" Belcher would like to announce their engagement as of this past Wednesday. The proposed marriage will depend on whether California ever passes their law or not.
While most people know the famou...
O.J. Simpson, who is facing the prospect of spending the rest of his life in prison after he and co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart were found guilty on 12 charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping, now says that his lawyer will appeal his ca...
Heisman Trophy winner, actor and convicted felon, O.J. Simpson, will be released from prison intermittently to appear on the next ABC 'Dancing With The Stars' go-round with partner, Jessica Simpson.
"It was a genius pairing," 'Dancing With The Sta...
O.J. Simpson is telling friends that he may go ahead and write a book about how he murdered his ex-wife and her friend Ron Goldman and escaped without a clue.
One anonymous friend stated, "He's tired of keeping all this inside him. He also thinks...
The following is a partial transcript of the recent O.J. Simpson trial. We offer no comments.
(O.J.'s Girlfriend on the stand)
"Is O.J. dumb?"
"No, your Honoress. He got away with murder didn't he?"
"Objection, your Honor."
"Sustained."
"So you're sweet on O.J.?"
"Objection your Honor."
"Objection sustained. You might rephrase that counselor."
"Are you in love with O.J.?...
Las Vegas, Nevada: Gridiron great O.J. Simpson will serve at least nine years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007.
O.J. Simpson told the judge Friday that he was sorry for...