Rudolph Giuliani was invited to join the New York City Ballet Company. After watching and listening to Giuliani's latest pirouette and grand jete in a desperate attempt to explain and translate Donald Trump's current misspeak:
"Hillary wants to a...
A Christmas nutcracker-the largest ever seen in the mid Atlantic-has been spotted patrolling beaches in several prime locations geared for tourists heading south during the winter holidays.
Marine biologist Susan "Sugar Plum" Farley reports, "It'...
George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker.
"Is she nuts? Said George, who added "no pun intended, heh heh heh."
It is common knowledge that Laur...
Berlin Philharmonic/Simon Rattle.
Pierre Noxious writes:
Ah, it's Christmas, so it must be old Piotr's Nutcracker.
There's a lot of interest in this because Sir Simon doesn't have any rep to speak of when it comes to Tchaikovsky. In fact, this is his first recording of the Russian master and he admits in the sleeve notes that he was never a fan.
But this always brings a smile to...
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