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Funny story: Great White Nutcracker Menaces U.S. Shore

Great White Nutcracker Menaces U.S. Shore

A Christmas nutcracker-the largest ever seen in the mid Atlantic-has been spotted patrolling beaches in several prime locations geared for tourists heading south during the winter holidays. Marine biologist Susan "Sugar Plum" Farley reports, "It'...
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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Attend Nutcracker Ballet claiming it Sounds Too Painful

Bush Refuses to Attend Nutcracker Ballet claiming it Sounds Too Painful

George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker. "Is she nuts? Said George, who added "no pun intended, heh heh heh." It is common knowledge that Laur...
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Funny story: Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker

Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker

Berlin Philharmonic/Simon Rattle. (EMI) Pierre Noxious writes: Ah, it's Christmas, so it must be old Piotr's Nutcracker. There's a lot of interest in this because Sir Simon doesn't have any rep to speak of when it comes to Tchaikovsky. In fact, this is his first recording of the Russian master and he admits in the sleeve notes that he was never a fan. But this always brings a smile to...
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