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Funny story: What views to express?

What views to express?

An Australian nurse, working in palliative care, claims to have recorded the dying epiphanies (feelings) of her patients in the last 12 weeks of their lives. She believes that people gain a plausible clarity of vision when dying. She says, "When questioned about any regrets …common themes surfaced again and again." The top five regrets of the dying were: not having lived a life true to themsel...
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Funny story: 2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...
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Funny story: Be Nice To Fatso, Docs Told

Be Nice To Fatso, Docs Told

Health professionals are advised to be more circumspect when dealing with patients they may perceive to be overweight. New guidance from the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) tells doctors and nurses to avoid language wh...
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Funny story: Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep

Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep

David Lindersnout, of Cedar Falls, Idaho, woke up yesterday from a 30 year coma. Lindersnout had some friends and family in the area. Doctors were more baffled by the man's attitude after only a few hours of being awake. Lindersnout was visited b...
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Funny story: Hospital Horror Show

Hospital Horror Show

A debilitating strike swept the public sector yesterday causing mild annoyance and under the breath insults. The hospitals, the schools and some other self important institutions would descend into anarchy and fall to ruin. Without staff to man the gun emplacements at Hull Royal Infirmary it was feared roving gangs of feral looters would raid the pharmacy. Back and to the Left news interviewed...
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Funny story: Secret Shame of the NHS

Secret Shame of the NHS

It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...
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Funny story: Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials. The British Med...
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Funny story: Andrew Lansley 'Lacks Guts' To Face Nurses' Rally After Youthful Shenanigans

Andrew Lansley 'Lacks Guts' To Face Nurses' Rally After Youthful Shenanigans

Health Secretary, Andrew Lansley, has been accused of having no "guts" after declining to address nurses today. Members of the Royal College of Nurses plan a "no confidence" vote on him after his decision not to follow tradition and take the Minis...
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Funny story: Bankers Earn More than Nurses - We know why

Bankers Earn More than Nurses - We know why

Hamburg, DE - An informal survey suggests that bankers earn more than nurses. Even the best nurses earn significantly less than a top banker on Wall Street. "This seems unfair" comments Laura E., night nurse at the Betsy F. Memorial Hospital in Ly...
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Funny story: Cryanair charge for use of resuscitation paddles

Cryanair charge for use of resuscitation paddles

Under fire budget airline, Cryanair, have come under more criticism after a passenger nearly died on their flight back from (an airport within seventy miles of) Alicante. Paul Dearheart, 42, was travelling alone back from visiting relatives in Spa...
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Funny story: Nurses and Teachers to bail out bankers.

Nurses and Teachers to bail out bankers.

Public sector workers are furious with new terms and conditions of employment which will see them leading the changes needed to cut the public defecit,and bail out fat cat bankers. Teachers and nurses have been advised that they are no longer able...
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Funny story: Dutch Nurses Say "No" to Providing Sex to Patients, Female UK Teachers say "Not So Fast!"

Dutch Nurses Say "No" to Providing Sex to Patients, Female UK Teachers say "Not So Fast!"

A looming battle is building momentum as a Dutch Nurses Union has taken a stand against 'handing out' sexual favours to patients, while a new Female Teachers Union in the UK says they WANT to provide sexual gratification for male students with 's...
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Funny story: Nursing crisis! Biscuit overload blamed.

Nursing crisis! Biscuit overload blamed.

The nursing profession was today in crisis after revelations that biscuit consumption has surpassed "danger" and is now at "crisis" level In a report issued today, it has been revealed that the mean estimated hip size of nurses is now a worrying 6...
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Funny story: Czech Nurses to Be Paid in Silicone

Czech Nurses to Be Paid in Silicone

Nursing shortages are plaguing hospitals across the world since very few people want to be underpaid, over worked and overtaxed with bothering with annoying sick people. Signing bonuses, three day work weeks and longer vacations have all ben trie...
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Funny story: Male Nurse Not Welcomed Home Again

Male Nurse Not Welcomed Home Again

Martin Thomas, 25, of Cheltenham, PA was not given admittance to his parents' home after his announcement to become a male nurse. Marty, a premature balder, was living in an apartment on the east side of town working as a seafood manager whe...
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Funny story: "I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

"I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...
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Funny story: Nurse Found Hiding In Car Boot

Nurse Found Hiding In Car Boot

A nurse who had been missing for more than a week, has been found hiding in the boot of a car in Scotland, police have said. Magdeline Makola, 33, from Livingston, had not been seen since the morning of 15 December when she left work at Edinburgh...
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Funny story: How kind is your nurse?

How kind is your nurse?

Nurses are to be rated according to the levels of care and empathy they give to patients under a new initiative to raise standards in the NHS.
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