Another imaginary man has expressed concerns about the imaginary kingdom in which he has been domiciled, writes Fantasy World correspondent, Alexander Selkirk.
It will be remembered that I have reported on these kinds of matters before. I spoke to this latest imaginary man yesterday, in an exclusive imaginary interview for our imaginary audience. It was surprisingly easy to gain entry to the im...
Rockabye, NY-- A baby from Rockabye fell out of a tree during a fierce thunderstorm last night. Fortunately, the unnamed infant was caught by rescuers and wasn't injured. It is unknown how or why the baby was placed at the top of the tree.
An al...
BOSTON--Sources close to the family are reporting that Father Goose, who left to go get breadcrumbs six years ago and didn't return, is finally back in the picture.
"We couldn't be happier!" exclaimed Mother Goose, author of such classic children'...
A four year old child wandered out of a town centre crèche today, sparking off a massive hunt.
The unnamed toddler was left in the care of KIDZ PLACE nursery and subsequently went missing between story time and snack time.
Unbelievably the tod...
"Men as well as women festooned their hair with plumes and feathers, and tied ribbons to each bouncing curl. Some men took to wearing high-heeled shoes - not clunky platform shoes, but slender, spiky heels up to six-inches high - and carrying furry muffs to keep their hands warm. Some carried parasols in the summer. They became known as macaronis, from a dish they first encountered in Italy."...
A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded.
Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...
Big Mary Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, has critised the Devonshire educational establishment for putting obstacles in the way of her son's progression through school.
Following many other councils, Devon has recently brought in a celebrity...
There was mayhem today at the Annual World Cow Jumping Games in Scotland.
An amazing series of events was triggered when the entrance money was somehow stolen by two mysterious onlookers who looked exactly like a Cat and a Fiddle.
'They've vani...
In an effort to attract younger readers to The Spoof, one writer has come up with the idea of writing especially for the kiddies.
The following is her first attempt and, hopefully, not her last.
Eensy Weensy Spider Gets Stuck in the Water Spout
A near tradegy struck the Spider family this afternoon when Eensy Weensy Spider did not return home at the designated time.
His mom of "Won't...
Once upon a fucking time, there was this single mother who lived in an house with her little bastard of a son named Jack. All they had was a cow that did fuck all.
So, the mother said she would sell the lazy cunt and sent Jack to Southall market to get rid of it.
On the way, Jack met a wanker who tried to buy the cow for a couple of beans, so what does Jack fuckin do? Sells the cow like the...
There was relief amongst exhausted workers at a Yorkshire factory yesterday afternoon, when an overworked and underpaid junior member of staff came to the rescue and put the kettle on for a cup of tea.
Polly - no second name - boiled the water at...
Austin, TX - Following the heels of the recent changes to Texas' history and social studies textbooks for school-age children, Texas educators are taking the idea one step further and re-working some favorite nursery rhymes for toddlers to be taught...
New research suggests that animals can be gay too, which would defy Darwin's theory that the sexual impulses of animals are designed to cause reproduction and are therefore necessarily heterosexual.
The research, conducted on an Albatross colony i...
To begin at the beginning, the Big Bad Wolf started out as a cute little cub who everyone adored, as we do with baby things of any species.
For the first 2 years of his life all went well, then he got in with a 'bad crowd'. It was around this time...
Mary Mary So Contrary - How does your garden grow? Well now we know.
To hell with the silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row.
Mary was, indeed, growing Mari, Mara, Marew....OK. So I can't spell it. Big bloody deal. She wa...
The truth about Jack and Jill going up the hill is finally out.
Yes, little innocent Jack and Jill said they were going up the hill to 'get a pail of water'. NOT TRUE The guy from the movie 'Deliverance' - the one who ran around telling the fat f...
It's true! Humpty Dumpty is said to be 'in pieces' after his latest fall from Grace. He was getting a bit too old to be climbing walls and had recently started dating another chucky egg called Grace.
She is an Extra Large egg whilst Humpty is...
It's true, Little Miss Muffet DID sit on a TUFFET eating her CURDS and WHEY.
There are many hidden messages in the so called nursey rhymes we learned as children. They were written by very sick adults.
For 'tuffet' read 'private parts'. For '...