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Missing County Durham man Robert Shafto found in San Fransiscan gay den

Funny story: Missing County Durham man Robert Shafto found in San Fransiscan gay den

The over 20 decades long search for missing Spennymoor man Robert (aka Bobby) Shafto appears to finally have come to an end last night as the Chief Constable for County Durham police announced that the investigation was being stepped down following c...

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Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...

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Astronaut Badly Burned In Bizarre Porridge Accident

Funny story: Astronaut Badly Burned In Bizarre Porridge Accident

Astronaut Nigel Armstrong was this morning recovering at the serious burns unit in Norwich South Infirmary. After a malfunction caused Armstrong, dubbed "The Man In The Moon", to come down too soon, he inexplicably asked several bystanders the way to...

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Doctor's Puddle Drama

Funny story: Doctor's Puddle Drama

A doctor almost drowned in what was described as a 'freak puddle' in Gloucester. Dr Mesut Foster was visiting the city on Tuesday when he stepped into the puddle, which was said to have been caused by a burst water main. An eye-witness said 'I sa...

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Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

Funny story: Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...

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Another Imaginary Man To Depart Imaginary Kingdom?

Funny story: Another Imaginary Man To Depart Imaginary Kingdom?

Another imaginary man has expressed concerns about the imaginary kingdom in which he has been domiciled, writes Fantasy World correspondent, Alexander Selkirk. It will be remembered that I have reported on these kinds of matters before. I spoke to this latest imaginary man yesterday, in an exclusive imaginary interview for our imaginary audience. It was surprisingly easy to gain entry to the im...

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Father Goose Reportedly Back In Picture

Funny story: Father Goose Reportedly Back In Picture

BOSTON--Sources close to the family are reporting that Father Goose, who left to go get breadcrumbs six years ago and didn't return, is finally back in the picture. "We couldn't be happier!" exclaimed Mother Goose, author of such classic children'...

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Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

Funny story: Shock as Toddler wanders off from creche

A four year old child wandered out of a town centre crèche today, sparking off a massive hunt. The unnamed toddler was left in the care of KIDZ PLACE nursery and subsequently went missing between story time and snack time. Unbelievably the tod...

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Saving Yankee Doodle

"Men as well as women festooned their hair with plumes and feathers, and tied ribbons to each bouncing curl. Some men took to wearing high-heeled shoes - not clunky platform shoes, but slender, spiky heels up to six-inches high - and carrying furry muffs to keep their hands warm. Some carried parasols in the summer. They became known as macaronis, from a dish they first encountered in Italy."...

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Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

Funny story: Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded. Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...

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Mrs Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, is completely frustrated with education system

Big Mary Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, has critised the Devonshire educational establishment for putting obstacles in the way of her son's progression through school. Following many other councils, Devon has recently brought in a celebrity...

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Cow Breaks World Record

Funny story: Cow Breaks World Record

There was mayhem today at the Annual World Cow Jumping Games in Scotland. An amazing series of events was triggered when the entrance money was somehow stolen by two mysterious onlookers who looked exactly like a Cat and a Fiddle. 'They've vani...

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Eensy Weensy Spider - written to attract younger readers to the Spoof.

Funny story: Eensy Weensy Spider - written to attract younger readers to the Spoof.

In an effort to attract younger readers to The Spoof, one writer has come up with the idea of writing especially for the kiddies. The following is her first attempt and, hopefully, not her last. Eensy Weensy Spider Gets Stuck in the Water Spout A near tradegy struck the Spider family this afternoon when Eensy Weensy Spider did not return home at the designated time. His mom of "Won't...

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Fairy Tales for Tourettes Sufferers: Jack and the bean stalk

Funny story: Fairy Tales for Tourettes Sufferers: Jack and the bean stalk

Once upon a fucking time, there was this single mother who lived in an house with her little bastard of a son named Jack. All they had was a cow that did fuck all. So, the mother said she would sell the lazy cunt and sent Jack to Southall market to get rid of it. On the way, Jack met a wanker who tried to buy the cow for a couple of beans, so what does Jack fuckin do? Sells the cow like the...

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Polly Puts Kettle On

Funny story: Polly Puts Kettle On

There was relief amongst exhausted workers at a Yorkshire factory yesterday afternoon, when an overworked and underpaid junior member of staff came to the rescue and put the kettle on for a cup of tea. Polly - no second name - boiled the water at...

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Texas Rewrites Nursery Rhymes for Daycare Centers

Funny story: Texas Rewrites Nursery Rhymes for Daycare Centers

Austin, TX - Following the heels of the recent changes to Texas' history and social studies textbooks for school-age children, Texas educators are taking the idea one step further and re-working some favorite nursery rhymes for toddlers to be taught...

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Mary could have had a Gay lamb! Strewth 1500 animal species on "outed" Gay list

New research suggests that animals can be gay too, which would defy Darwin's theory that the sexual impulses of animals are designed to cause reproduction and are therefore necessarily heterosexual. The research, conducted on an Albatross colony i...

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Big Bad Wolf Not So Bad Just Misunderstood

Funny story: Big Bad Wolf Not So Bad Just Misunderstood

To begin at the beginning, the Big Bad Wolf started out as a cute little cub who everyone adored, as we do with baby things of any species. For the first 2 years of his life all went well, then he got in with a 'bad crowd'. It was around this time...

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