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Funny story:  Vatican Admits Existence of Nun Special Forces Unit

Vatican Admits Existence of Nun Special Forces Unit

VATICAN CITY, ROME - A spokesman for Vatican City finally admitted today that, yes, there is a special forces unit operating under the authority of the Holy See. The possible existence of the ecclesiastical unit came to light when an 84 year-old...
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Funny story:  Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances! A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and...
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Funny story:  Italian nun gives birth to baby boy and names him Pope Francis

Italian nun gives birth to baby boy and names him Pope Francis

Reiti, Italy - (Ass Mess): A 31 year old nun from Reiti's Convent of the Immaculate Deception has named her baby boy Pope Francis after suddenly going into labor on the church's Feast of the Ass, a holy day of obligation. Sister Dolores Concepcion...
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Funny story:  The Milwaukee Bucks - The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

The Milwaukee Bucks - The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

MILWAUKEE - Coach Larry Drew of the Milwaukee Bucks has said that he is sick and tired of his team having the worst record in the entire NBA. He pointed out that his team is 7-27, and that he has no idea what the heck is wrong with his Bucks team.
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Funny story:  Slimy Siren Has Traded Her Tongue In On A Nun Habit

Slimy Siren Has Traded Her Tongue In On A Nun Habit

After years of playing the stupid little girl Horny Montoona for the demonic Dismal Network, and then overnight turning into a pornographic female version of Krampus the Christmas Demon and "twerking" up a tempest on stage for a few months, (Twerking...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Quits Music

Miley Cyrus Quits Music

Miley Cyrus, after receiving over 10,000 cards and letter 99% against her recent appearance on MTV, has decided to quit music, at least for now. Apparently, some 35 of her fan groups have split up also and are now looking for another in singing or...
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Funny story:  Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

BOSTON - Three nuns from St. Lobster's Church in Boston have stated that they are fed up with non-Catholic individuals saying that nuns are basically lazy. Sister Marie Bingo told National Focus Magazine reporter Durango Tucker that when she was i...
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Funny story:  Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

BOSTON - The mayor of Boston Thomas "Mumbles" Menino has just taken what has got to be one of the cheapest shots in the history of cheap shots. Mayor Menino speaking to a group of nuns in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Seafood Diner was...
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Funny story:  Pope Orders New Clothing Styles For Clergy

Pope Orders New Clothing Styles For Clergy

Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI has ordered sweeping changes in the way Roman Catholic priests and nuns may dress. The surprise announcement caught Vatican watchers off guard. The new clothing styles will mark the most radical wardrobe changes sin...
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Funny story:  Munch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa

Munch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa

London - A nun from the same Connecticut convent as David Cameron's ex-girlfriend Laura Adshead reckons she is a grand-daughter of Norwegian painter Edvard Munch. Surrey-born Janet Weber - aka Sister Mary Smorgasbord - is an Under-Prioress at the...
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Funny story:  Gay And Lesbian Reproductive Rate Lower Than Mendoza Line

Gay And Lesbian Reproductive Rate Lower Than Mendoza Line

BILLINGSGATE POST - The United States Census Bureau released new numbers that indicate that the ability of gays and lesbians to replace themselves through reproduction has fallen below the "Mendoza Line" benchmark. The importance of this statistic...
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Funny story:  Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Ball Banger Virginia- Police responded to the scene of a horrific accident involving a Toyota Prius and a School bus full of Nuns. The driver of the Prius, Bob Baily of West Hankin PA., was extracted from his crumpled vehicle by paramedics who had to employ the use of the "Jaws of Life" to get him out. A bio-hazard unit was dispatched to the scene when paramedics reported an unknown substance...
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Funny story:  Vatican Nuns on Strike in Support of U.S. Nuns

Vatican Nuns on Strike in Support of U.S. Nuns

Sister solidarity? You betcha! Italian nuns, appalled by the stern rebuke against a leadership group of American nuns issued by the Vatican a few weeks ago, have taken action. Last week they declared themselves on strike, refusing to cook, clean...
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Funny story:  Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues. And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.
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Funny story:  Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere gather in unauthorized conclave

Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere gather in unauthorized conclave

TORNADO, WV (ABSNN) - An unauthorized conclave of Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere has been gathering for the past four weeks in this tiny West Virginia hamlet. Dressed in their scarlet robes, and attended by nuns wearing earth tones, priests...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness

Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness

According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years. "I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...
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Funny story:  Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither. Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...
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Funny story:  Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control

Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control

Washington DC - According to local nuns here, Catholics will not be required to carry birth-control devices in plain-sight when they leave home. In a special ceremony conducted behind closed-doors, a resolution was reached at the White House. Ac...
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