London - A nun from the same Connecticut convent as David Cameron's ex-girlfriend Laura Adshead reckons she is a grand-daughter of Norwegian painter Edvard Munch.
Surrey-born Janet Weber - aka Sister Mary Smorgasbord - is an Under-Prioress at the...
BILLINGSGATE POST - The United States Census Bureau released new numbers that indicate that the ability of gays and lesbians to replace themselves through reproduction has fallen below the "Mendoza Line" benchmark.
The importance of this statistic...
Ball Banger Virginia- Police responded to the scene of a horrific accident involving a Toyota Prius and a School bus full of Nuns. The driver of the Prius, Bob Baily of West Hankin PA., was extracted from his crumpled vehicle by paramedics who had to employ the use of the "Jaws of Life" to get him out.
A bio-hazard unit was dispatched to the scene when paramedics reported an unknown substance...
Sister solidarity? You betcha!
Italian nuns, appalled by the stern rebuke against a leadership group of American nuns issued by the Vatican a few weeks ago, have taken action. Last week they declared themselves on strike, refusing to cook, clean...
The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues.
And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.
TORNADO, WV (ABSNN) - An unauthorized conclave of Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere has been gathering for the past four weeks in this tiny West Virginia hamlet. Dressed in their scarlet robes, and attended by nuns wearing earth tones, priests...
According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years.
"I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...
A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither.
Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...
Washington DC - According to local nuns here, Catholics will not be required to carry birth-control devices in plain-sight when they leave home. In a special ceremony conducted behind closed-doors, a resolution was reached at the White House.
Ac...
A sexy, rather kinky lady, Mrs K.M. who works for a Catholic school as a support to nuns leads a rather naughty, energetic double life. At night she sucks and blows for £800 pound a session and in the daytime she has "nun".
The poor wages at the s...
A priest has come forward to talk about his recent sexual abuse at the "inhuman" hands of the Catholic Church. The Church has been trying to modernise itself to get away from its medieval practices and poor reputation. To do this, it recently ordered a million robot nuns to help out at churches throughout the world.
The priest agreed to talk to me on the grounds that he remain anonymous. His na...
The Catholic Church was embroiled in another scandal today following Vatican-led criticism of the ways nuns dress. Pope Benedict believes that nuns should adapt more modern dress and has urged them to show a bit of leg in future.
The Pope wants th...
CLEVELAND - Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the good sisters of St. Pistachio, who are the most dedicated basketball fans in the entire Catholic Church, are starting to get a little bit carried away with their support for the hometown NBA...
Police in Zaragoza, Spain are hunting for a thief who has made off with a pile of black bin bags, stuffed with 500 Euro notes, from a convent in the city.
Spanish detectives are puzzled as to how a group of nuns came to be in possession of so much...
Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey.
The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...
After a six-weeks long symposium of theologians and cardinals to discuss the sexual crises in the Church, Pope Benedict, or "Eggs" to his friends, has issued a Bull in which new decrees are laid out for the guidance of the clergy.
Cardinal Morone...
Talk about bad habits. Jesus Christ said, "In order to get into Heaven you must sell all of your possessions and give all of the proceeds to the poor." Pope Benedict's personal bank is now under investigation for money laundering. In September the It...
Philadelphia, PA - A Roman Catholic nun has become pregnant after a 'very intense' TSA grope session at the airport. Sister Maria, from Our Lady of Hysterical Weeping, is expecting a baby in June. Apparently a sperm cell was transferred to her womb...