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Funny story: Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Everybody's alarmed at the recent report that "Alcohol Destroys Brain Cells". Of course, I tell them we only use ten percent of our brain anyway according to those same people, right? So I read about how many brain cells we have to lose and it's...
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Funny story: Losing Control? There's an app for that

Losing Control? There's an app for that

Anger issues have plagued many people over the years, but now there is a solution. The iControl app from My Way Apps can be downloaded to defuse those annoying situations. "Many is the time that I've been stood in a queue at the Cheese Wheeze, or...
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Funny story: Vague Numbering System to be taught in high school maths

Vague Numbering System to be taught in high school maths

In a move that indicates that mathematics is keeping up with the modern world, the Vague Numbering system is to be taught in maths at high schools across Britain. "Basically," said Juan Tuthre, head of Modern Maths at Oxford's Queen College, "Vagu...
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Funny story: Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!

Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!

Concern is growing in the scientific and computing communities that the addressing scheme for Internet Protocol version 6 may not big enough. IP addresses are the unique identifiers assigned to networked devices. They are used to reference each individual connection to the Internet. IP version 6 is due to replace the current system, IP version 4, due to the lack of available addresses. When...
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Funny story: Horror: One Hundred And Eighty Is Easier To Write As 180

Horror: One Hundred And Eighty Is Easier To Write As 180

As a spoofer reached his one hundred and eightieth story, it occurred to him to write 180 instead. Nick Hobbs, spoofer of spoofs, had been awaiting a story of some substance when he realised spoof number one hundred and eighty had crept up on him...
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Funny story: Three is a magic number

Three is a magic number

John J.Jones just loves the number three he thinks its a magic number. John was born 3/3/33 he lives now at an address in Three Crosses near Swansea in Wales and his house number is number three. For years, John has researched the amazing things about the number three for example: Three Wise Men visited Jesus, The English King Richard The Lion Heart chose as his armorial bearing a shield wi...
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Funny story: Anger and the 'bad' number

Anger and the 'bad' number

Why am I angry? If you ask yourself this question, have a think - could you have recently been exposed to the 'bad' number? Remember when Sudoku was all the rage a few years back? Notice now how it's all not the rage? In 2005 a government research team found that people who played excessive Sudoku on their morning train commute were subjected to prolonged exposure to the 'bad' number;...
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Funny story: New Dictionary To Include Numbers As Well

New Dictionary To Include Numbers As Well

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Mearriam-Webster Books Incorporated has announced that the new 2010 editions of their best-selling dictionary will include a complete list of numbers, from 1 to 100,000 featured in the edition. "You can imagine how t...
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Funny story: Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

The world's most boring man, Kevin Brown has once again talked a load of complete bollocks to delegates at the 75th annual accountants awards.
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Funny story: Things to do in the Two Minutes it Takes for the Pregnancy Test to Show Results

Things to do in the Two Minutes it Takes for the Pregnancy Test to Show Results

Vomit Run around in circles screaming "God help me!" Insert planned parenthood phone numbers on speed dial...
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Funny story: Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Mel gibson is no stranger to controversy. His "Passion of the Christ" titillated the sacred sensitivities of the S and M subcult of contemporary corporate Christianity's core. And they turned out in astonishing numbers. A squeamish libe...
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Funny story: Nortel Still Can Not Release Financial Results.

Nortel Still Can Not Release Financial Results.

OTTAWA - Nortel Networks is still not able to release reliable financial results for last year, or the first quarter of this year. Canada's largest technology company says it still cannot say when those numbers will be disclosed. However, the co...
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Funny story: Bush unveils new Iraqi strategy, praises himself

Bush unveils new Iraqi strategy, praises himself

With poll numbers reaching historic lows, President Bush struck back yesterday unveiling the new Iraqi strategy.
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Funny story: The puzzle of teenagers and sex

The puzzle of teenagers and sex

New statistics released this week in the UK reveal that the numbers of teenagers shagging and getting up the duff remains as high as it ever was. According to National Statistics Office figures, the rate of teenage pregnancies has not changed much si...
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Funny story: Freephone Numbers Are The New Sex Chatlines

Freephone Numbers Are The New Sex Chatlines

Bernard Blunt, a sad loner, boasted to his mates about a whole new world that had opened up for him.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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