Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season's Celebrity Apprentice series.
Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un says his nation's devel...
NEW YORK CITY - When Dennis Rodman landed in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, crowds numbering in the thousands chanted in unison, DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS!
Rodman turned to his North Korean interpreter and asked if they meant Dennis Quaid...
JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news.
According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...
Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged.
The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...
GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon.
A spokesperson for the Guatemala...
WASHINGTON, DC - Around 30 protestors gathered in DC on Friday, calling the Second Amendment "long-outdated" and asking Congress to do something about it.
The right to bear arms has been defended by the National Rifle Association (NRA) and many gu...
In the past, building an atomic bomb was something only attempted by terribly clever, brainy chaps who were good at doing really hard sums, and crossword puzzles in The Times. Now however, it's possible to build your own atomic bomb without any training, and at relatively low cost.
There really is no better way to pass a dreary bank-holiday weekend than by producing and detonating your very own...
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud.
The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...
After Secretary of State Hillary Clinton expressed grave concerns regarding North Korea's planned ballistic missile launch, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un explained that the missile launch is simply research for a new video game.
"We are not a vi...
London - A top NATO intelligence official forcibly prevented Mrs Thatcher from nuking the hell out of Buenos Aires during the Falklands conflict according to classified defence papers to be published next week.
The documents describe the Downing S...
In a report, leaked by the Pentagon to this reporter, I was told early Monday morning that a small group of Iran's nuclear scientist were actually Jewish scientist that were deep, deep undercover.
They were adopted by Muslim families, and were co...
Quebec - It's looking increasingly like Canada let off a nuclear bomb in space in 1989 according to some scary files released today.
Quite who or what they wanted to nuke remains unclear because NATO, the Pentagon, the CIA and every major security...
It was indeed a sad day for inhabitants of the parochial village of 'Stoke Pogues' as the local vicar Reverend Arthur Basingston committed suicide - inadvertently eradicating the local demographic.
In the ultimate act of self-destruction, he stra...
In a move that has shocked the nation, the president of South Korea, Lee Myung-bak has announced that should the North Koreans comply with United Nations resolutions and abandon it's nuclear program, South Korea will give up the internet.
South Ko...
Notorious hothead Newt Gingrich today defended his use of an obtuse comment comparing his apparent inability to secure a spot on the Republican presidential primary ballot in Virginia - his home state - to a deadly attack on Pearl Harbor.
Gingrich...
There were mixed emotions from the residents of the small suburban district of Carshalton, Sutton in London, when it was announced from the US department of defence they planned to test a small nuclear warhead in the area.
Carshalton, with its po...
It has only been a week since the International Atomic Energy Agency report handed down a damning commentary on Iran's nuclear activities. In an excerpt from the report, the United Nations highlighted the progression of Iran's nuclear activity in the...
This week Secretary Clinton said "We don't even know who is in charge of Iran." We don't even know who is in charge of Iran? What is the CIA'S budget? Isn't General Petraeus supposed to be the wunderkind?
The IAEA is the International Atomic Energ...