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Funny story: Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Fort Huachuca, Arizona - "Too damn busy minding their TV ratings," the Pentagon's former top psychic warfare specialist General Albert Stubblebine III told a specially convened meeting of the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame today. A Hall inaug...
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Funny story: America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...
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Funny story: Somalian Pirates Announce They Now Have A Nuclear Weapon

Somalian Pirates Announce They Now Have A Nuclear Weapon

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has just stated that highly reliable sources have made it known that the rogue sea bandits known as The Somalian Pirates now possess a nuclear weapon. The source stated that the weapon of mass destructio...
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Funny story: CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Mexico That If She Disarms Her Nuclear Weapons He'll Allow 400 Illegal Aliens To Enter The USA

President Obama Tells Mexico That If She Disarms Her Nuclear Weapons He'll Allow 400 Illegal Aliens To Enter The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama is not thrilled with the fact that our neighbor to the south has just perfected the art of manufacturing nuclear weapons, or as the Three Amigos, Georgie Bush, Dickie Cheney, and Do...
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Funny story: Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

MEXICO CITY - Word coming from South of the border is that the Republic of Mexico has just joined the elite group of nations who possess nuclear weapons. Mexico's Las Maracas National News Agency is reporting that the weapons of mass destruction h...
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Funny story: White House Criticized After Error Leads To Copy of Superman II Being Sent to Ayatollah Instead of Message of Peace

White House Criticized After Error Leads To Copy of Superman II Being Sent to Ayatollah Instead of Message of Peace

Washington D.C. The Obama administration went into full damage limitation mode yesterday after delicate negotiations with Iran over nuclear weapons and cultural spheres of influence came crashing to a halt when the White House is believed to have acc...
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Funny story: US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

America's relation to nuclear energy is once again problematic. This time it is sailors training on nuclear reactors cheating on tests involving classified material. A navy investigation is underway as 30 senior enlisted seamen have been suspended...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Of Course Earth Has Visitors From Other Planets

Stephen Hawking: Of Course Earth Has Visitors From Other Planets

Much to most people's surprise, Stephen Hawking has assured other scientists some time ago that what we call aliens have often visited the earth. With his mechanical voice and appearance, Stephen Hawking almost appears as an alien himself. However...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear

George Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear

Sanctions on Iran due to its nuclear program have been given new life today with reports of a valuable new weapon in the struggle--George Zimmerman. The US Congress is eager to push both old and new sanctions, despite the recent step toward peace...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Loses Money in Craigslist Con And Threatens to Bomb U.S.

Kim Jong Un Loses Money in Craigslist Con And Threatens to Bomb U.S.

Pyongyang, North Korea-Kim Jong Un has lost his money to an unscrupulous Craigslist poster. North Korean despot Kim Jong Un recently attempted to buy the 1994 Chicago Bulls championship basketball signed by the full team on Craigslist. Of course,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Alaska's Atomic Bomb

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Alaska's Atomic Bomb

JUNEAU, Alaska - Word about Alaska developing its first atomic bomb has gotten back to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The leader of North Korea has reportedly expressed a desire to talk to the Alaskan governor about the possibility of purchasing...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Denmark's Two Nuclear Weapons

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Denmark's Two Nuclear Weapons

PYONGYANG, North Korea - According to North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy, Kim Jong Un has contacted the Danish government and stated that he would like to purchase the two nuclear weapons that they have just developed. The North Ko...
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Funny story: Denmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs

Denmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just informed the United Nations that after 13 years of planning, developing, and manufacturing they have finally been able to build two nuclear weapons A spokesperson for the Danish government who s...
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Funny story: "Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

"Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

WASHINGTON DC - After being hassled over "leading from behind" and trivial matters like having an ambassador murdered as an embassy burned to the ground, Democrats want President Obama to "step up" and command the respect that he deserves. In simple...
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Funny story: Iowa's Atomic Bomb Boy Turns 9

Iowa's Atomic Bomb Boy Turns 9

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three years ago little six-year-old Tucky Justinpecker was caught building an atomic bomb in a backyard shed at his parent's home. When police caught him they were shocked to see that the bomb was 97% complete. A representative...
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Funny story: Louisiana Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Weapons

Louisiana Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Weapons

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The state that has had more hurricanes than Joan Rivers lips have had botox has just revealed a very top secret matter. According to a source who spoke to American Spotlight Magazine on grounds of anonymity, the Creole, Ca...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice

Kim Jong-Un to Star on Celebrity Apprentice

Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season's Celebrity Apprentice series. Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un says his nation's devel...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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