Guido Forks just keeps on digging. He is sure that eventually be will succeed in getting under the House of Commons. However it is clear he hasn't got there yet as his fireworks this year have missed Parliament by a mile. He hit Eros instead!
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has been labelled a killjoy for his insistence on all fireworks discharged over the weekend being anchored to ensure they land in the borough of origin.
'Cross borough' firework incidents were at an all time high last...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him.
The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...
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