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Football Gossip & comments 1st August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 1st August 2012

Former Wolves manager Mick McCarthy says he turned down the chance to take over at Nottingham Forest because he hopes for a return to the Premier League. (Daily Mail) Good luck with that. Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini showed that he still has many of his old skills with a clever back heel in training. (Daily Mirror) His agent has confirmed if he doesn't get a £50,000 a week pay-ri...

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Football Gossip & comments 14th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 14th July 2012

Nottingham Forest's new owners want Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson, 40, to take charge of the team after they sacked Steve Cotterill Ferguson is odds on with the bookies, other names on the list include Nigel Clough, Roy Keane, Roy Keanes dog and a statue of Brian Clough the 1000/1 outsider. Michael Owen says he is still waiting for a "good opportunity" ahead of the new season, but has...

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Football Gossip & comments 12th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 12th July 2012

Wolves pair Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis can leave the relegated club - but only for "once-in-a-lifetime offers". No word yet form Angelina Jolie - but never give up hope. The Al-Hasawi family have completed their takeover of Championship side Nottingham Forest from the estate of Nigel Doughty. They're gonna be fuming when they find out its a football club and not a real forest. In an a...

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Nottingham Forest boy: "I made it all up!"

Funny story: Nottingham Forest boy: "I made it all up!"

Nottingham - A feral 'Forest' boy who turned up at The Kop claiming he'd spent five wild years foraging for a living at the City Ground has been outed as a fraud. A news conference this morning saw police, social services and football groundsmen i...

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Nottingham Forest owner and Labour Party dosher-up found dead at home, 'no suspicious circumstances' say cops

Funny story: Nottingham Forest owner and Labour Party dosher-up found dead at home, 'no suspicious circumstances' say cops

Notts - "Bwahaha, he was just about to sign another hefty cheque," Ed Miliband sobbed this afternoon on hearing the news that millionaire Labour Party donor Nigel Doughty had died suddenly at home in the gym. The party's deputy treasurer had appa...

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Wenger hires professional bottom-wipers to save exhausted Arsenal players

Funny story: Wenger hires professional bottom-wipers to save exhausted Arsenal players

As high oil prices threaten world-wide financial stability, another energy crisis is unfolding closer to home. With Arsenal's top players 'running on empty', according to Manager Arsene Wenger, the Gunners' Chief has been forced to implement anoth...

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Robin hood takes over as manager at Nottingham Forest!

Funny story: Robin hood takes over as manager at Nottingham Forest!

After Steve McCLaren resigned to the fact that he would not be raising his umbrella in Nottingham because it never rains there it just pours, a surprise candidate entered the ring to take over; Robin Hood. Robin is an expert at taking from the ric...

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City closes for business

The global recession has claimed it's latest victim - the city of Derby. The metropolis' Mayor, Shaun Carey, yesterday announced that due to the Eurozone crisis it had no option but to cease trading. Speaking outside the city's cathedral a tearful...

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Robin Hood Fanatic Openly Confronts Residents of Nottingham

Funny story: Robin Hood Fanatic Openly Confronts Residents of Nottingham

Arrested yesterday for public drunkenness and creating a public nuisance, a California man dressed in green leggings, leather vest and feathered cap will face charges in Nottingham County Court tomorrow. Timothy Flynn, who reportedly had his name...

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Nottingham Forest To Be Docked 10 Points To Avoid Violent Local Derbies

Funny story: Nottingham Forest To Be Docked 10 Points To Avoid Violent Local Derbies

Nottingham Forest, newly promoted to the Championship, are to be docked 10 points by the Football Association in a surprise bid to avoid potentially violent local derbies with their fiercest rivals,...

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Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

Funny story: Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

LEE CHAPMAN last night slaughtered Nottingham Forest new boy Neil Lennon, by branding the former Celtic skipper "a clapped-out muppet".

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Psycho Stuart Pearce Named As U21 Boss

Funny story: Psycho Stuart Pearce Named As U21 Boss

Stuart Pearce, the ex-Manchester City manager, has been named by the Royal Navy as the Kapitan of the most recent addition to its fleet of futuristic submarines, the U21.

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