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Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

Funny story: Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

The organization, Leprechauns United to Conquer Knuckleheaded Yokels which is, also, known as LUCKY has declared war on the University of Notre Dame over its use of a mascot. LUCKY has threatened the University in many ways ranging from law suits to...

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Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o shocked the crowded room of reporters Saturday in Indianapolis when he announced that his younger brother is a hoax. "It is really embarrassing," Te'o said. "I just thought he was shy and a little one dimensional." The elaborate ho...

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Manti Te'o Falls Off Banana Boat

Only now can the shocking truth be revealed. Manti Te'o is a creation of social media. He does not really exist. His play for Notre Dame has been revealed as a giant Photoshop hoax. Most of his game appearances have been labeled photo bombs. CIA s...

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National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

Funny story: National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

SOUTH BEND, IN-A report released today by Harris Polls concluded that the number of people claiming allegiance to Notre Dame football has quadrupled since the school earned a berth in the BCS National Championship Game. The survey is the largest...

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Mass Recall As 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' To Be Retitled

Funny story: Mass Recall As 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' To Be Retitled

'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' is to be re-named, causing a public outburst of anger amongst fans of the world renowned literary masterpiece. Council officials in the UK began the campaign for change in 2009, and the protest soon gathered pace, as...

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Victor Hugo's Notes for Hunchback of Notre Dame Discovered

Funny story: Victor Hugo's Notes for Hunchback of Notre Dame Discovered

Copious notes belonging to famed French author Victor Hugo have been found in a derelict atelier once owned by Pablo Picasso. Pablo who was known to steal things that took his fancy to the extent that Matisse used to hide his paintings when he heard his feet on the stairs may have inadvertently picked them up during a visit to the Louvre. In any case, they throw considerable light on the origins o...

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Notre Dame Scissor-Lift Department Ranked "Substandard" by U.S. News and World Report

(South Bend, Indiana) - Following the tragic death of a student due to a gust of wind during outdoor football practice, Notre Dame's School of Scissorliftology has been ranked "substandard" by U.S. News and World Report. While the engineering prog...

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Notre Dame Hires New Football Coach

Funny story: Notre Dame Hires New Football Coach

Notre Dame, the home of the Golden Dome, the Fighting Irish, and Touchdown Jesus has hired a new football coach. The football program, famous for Knute Rockne, The Gipper, and The Four Horsemen, recently fired Charlie Weis after he led the team to a...

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Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle

Funny story: Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle

The truth surrounding the inspiration for Nancy Grace's long standing hairstyle was revealed this past week during an off-camera interview with "B-List Celebrity Magazine". Resembling a near perfect sphere of bleached blonde hair that encircles the...

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Pope has Immunity Disease

Funny story: Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope Benedict XVI has come down with a rare disease which affects the immune system. The symptoms are more severe than AIDS because he can never have contact with another human again.

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College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

South Bend, IN - In an unprecedented move, the NCAA has awarded the Notre Dame Fighting Irish one additional loss to their 2007 season.

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Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team

Funny story: Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team

Rumor has it the pontiff will be in the US early next year to recruit Jimmy Johnson to coach Notre Dame to a championship year.

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Notre Dame 1 and 9 Season - God No Longer Catholic

Funny story: Notre Dame 1 and 9 Season - God No Longer Catholic

South Bend, Indiana (IP) - The Lord has changed his religion from Catholic to Baptist after having to put up with Notre Dame's 1 and 9 football season.

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The Rudy's defeat Fighting Irish

Funny story: The Rudy's defeat Fighting Irish

A team of Rudy's handed the Fighting Irish their fifth straight loss at home on Saturday after they defeated them in triple overtime, 46-44. Rudy quarterback, Rudy Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada lead his team with 365 total yards on offense, throwing a...

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Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

Funny story: Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.

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Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

Funny story: Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...

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Ty Willingham to Call Plays for Both Sides in Norte Dame/Washington Game

Funny story: Ty Willingham to Call Plays for Both Sides in Norte Dame/Washington Game

(AP) Former Notre Dame and new Washington football coach Ty Willingham is exercising a little known part of his original contract that will allow him to call the plays for both sides in Saturday's game. "When they hired me, I had them put...

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