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Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Funny story: Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Salon de Provence, France - A recent discovery in the attic of an old chateau yielded additions to the legendary prophesies of Michel de Nostradame, popularly known as Nostradamus. Professor Yves de Shrimpone held a news conference yesterday at Ins...

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New Evidence That Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Incident Was Predicted By Nostradamus

Funny story: New Evidence That Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Incident Was Predicted By Nostradamus

Researchers in Paris, France claim to have discovered shocking new evidence that a local Illinois television signal hijacking on 22 November 1987 was predicted BEFORE IT HAPPENED by mystic visionary Nostradamus in 1555. Nobody has ever been appre...

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Nostradamus Forgot to Give the Red Sox a Quatrain

FORT MYERS- Red Sox fans had better prepare for extreme disappointment this upcoming season. We cannot even provide a few pathetic rhymes for this peek into the future, though we looked deeply into our dog-earred copy of the prophecies of Nostrad...

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Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Funny story: Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran wh...

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The Queen, the Full Moon and a spooky Nostradamus prophecy

Funny story: The Queen, the Full Moon and a spooky Nostradamus prophecy

London - The Bank of England's Quantitative Easing Committee heard today a new slant on Quatrain #1-86 revealing the French soothsayer's hunch about the Queen's full moon schedule tomorrow. Treasury analysts ruffled plenty of fiscal feathers with...

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Rory McIlroy over Tiger Woods for #1 by Nostradamus

Funny story: Rory McIlroy over Tiger Woods for #1 by Nostradamus

Michel de Nostradame was an ardent golfer, prophet and doctor 500 years ago. People have a hard time understanding prophecy because they think that time is linear. The reason that Tiger Woods can no longer line up a putt is because due to the surgeri...

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Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

Nostradamus wrote his book 'The Prophecies' in 1555 in code because he wrote during the 300 year Inquisition. In 'The Prophecies' Nostradamus predicted the names of the three Antichrists in code. Nostradamus code named the first Antichrist 'Napaulon...

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Nostradamus predicted the end of the News of the World

Funny story: Nostradamus predicted the end of the News of the World

He hasn't yet correctly predicted the end of the world, but Nostradamus did manage to predict the end of Britain's biggest selling tabloid, the News of the World. This is the shock news revealed today by Britain's leading psychic and astrologer Ru...

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Revealed: Nostradamus Was A Drunk

Funny story: Revealed: Nostradamus Was A Drunk

Famed French seer, Nostradamus, has been exposed as a sot drunk by his great great great great great niece. The news has understandably upset doomsday buffs, professional paranoids and assorted religious zealots who have been looking forward with...

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Nostrodamus and Revelations Saw this Coming!

Funny story: Nostrodamus and Revelations Saw this Coming!

Fresh analysis of the text by Nostrodamus and the Biblical spoof story 'Revelations' has led Prof. Bonkers of New York Institute of Advanced Theology to put forward a startling interpretation of these ancient clairvoyant accounts. Bonkers is certa...

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Scholars Say Palin Subject of Nostradamus Text

Funny story: Scholars Say Palin Subject of Nostradamus Text

Over the centuries, scholars have toiled to unlock the meaning of the writings by sixteenth century French apothecary and seer Nostradamus. Since the Fall of 2008, experts have watched in awe as three of Nostradamus' quatrains have revealed their...

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Nostradamus Pavlov Kutcher Brittany Murphy Brittney Jones Brit Spears

Funny story: Nostradamus Pavlov Kutcher Brittany Murphy Brittney Jones Brit Spears

Nostradamus was born in France in 1503. He stared into a bowl of water to see his prophecies. He loved to bowl and stargaze. They didn't have automatic pin setup; they used Inquisition victims. Nostradamus predicted the three Antichrists, Napoleon, Hitler and the daily mentor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist. Now Nostradamus has been linked to f...

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Nostradamus Society sue Makers of the Film 'Idiocracy'

Funny story: Nostradamus Society sue Makers of the Film 'Idiocracy'

Claiming violation of copy write protection the Nostradamus Society sued 20th Century Fox and the producers of the cult film Idiocracy. The action stems from newly uncovered and deciphered quatrains written by the famous French guy and seer that...

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Nostradamus predicts 2010

Funny story: Nostradamus predicts 2010

New York City - It's almost the New Year, and everyone knows what that means! That's right, it's time to check with everyone's favorite dead psychic, and learn what's going to happen this year! Remember, Nostradamus is always right! As you've heard all your life, he predicted Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein! All his predictions have come true! Always! And to all you...

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More Hollywood Celebrities to die before Year Ends

Funny story: More Hollywood Celebrities to die before Year Ends

A French mystic has predicted that more Hollywood stars will die before the end of this year. Nostrodamus - who writes a load of vague shite in 'rhyming couplets' - issued a warning to all the Hollywood jet set: "Come the earthy solar bend Th...

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More Nostradamus quatrains discovered in French farmhouse

Funny story: More Nostradamus quatrains discovered in French farmhouse

Further to a Spoof correspondent reporting last week on Nostradamus's predictions of recent events in the UK, another five quatrains have been discovered in a farmhouse in France - coincidentally by another Spoof writer - and here are their translations and interpretations: 'When a serpent doth circle the palazzo of gold The little lord's teeth a wonder, behold! Are they are as away from how...

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Nostradamus Predicted Bank Crash/Recession

Funny story: Nostradamus Predicted Bank Crash/Recession

Bordeaux, France - Literary interpreters are extremely excited about the discovery of three new Nostradamus quatrains that predict the fall of the banks, the central London protestors and unemployment out of control, as set out below, with translatio...

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Newly Discovered US Election Prophecy By Nostradamus

Funny story: Newly Discovered US Election Prophecy By Nostradamus

UPI Update, February 23, 2003- Historical researchers have discovered a new prophecy by Nostradamus, the famous sooth sayer of the Middle Ages, hidden away in a 500 year old book in a German University library. Apparently the newly found verse might...

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