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Football Gossip & comments 22nd August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 22nd August 2012

Boost for Manchester United shares as investment guru George Soros buys a 7.85% stake on the New York Stock Exchange. (Various) He's told friends as soon as he learns the offside rule, he's going to increase his stake to over 10%. Manchester United's 24-year-old Brazilian midfielder Anderson suffered the ignominy of having his name misspelled as 'Andesron' on his own shirt during the Red Devi...

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Food Based Puns Increase after Canaries get 6 goal Stuffing from Man City

Funny story: Food Based Puns Increase after Canaries get 6 goal Stuffing from Man City

Norwich 1-6 Man City Norfolk. Home of turkey farms, incest and Norwich City Football Club. It is a widely reported statistical fact that the number of food based puns increases whenever Norwich, also known as the Canaries, are on the receiving...

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Animal rights to investigate 'Man City' throwing the Canaries to the Wolves

Funny story: Animal rights to investigate 'Man City' throwing the Canaries to the Wolves

Animal rights have promised to investigate a report of animal cruelty in the Norfolk area, after rumours on twitter of canaries being savaged by a group of rich playboys known as 'Man City'. The group hail from Argentina, Italy, Holland and other...

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Bradley Johnson of Norwich tells QPR brat Joey Barton his 'breath stinks'

Funny story: Bradley Johnson of Norwich tells QPR brat Joey Barton his 'breath stinks'

WHILE Joey Barton took to Twitter last night to hit out at Bradley Johnson, the Norwich star found a novel way of responding. The pair clashed as the Canaries beat QPR at Loftus Road on Monday with Barton being sent off for an alleged headbutt.

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Neil Warnock bans Elvis from QPR

Funny story: Neil Warnock bans Elvis from QPR

QPR manager Neil Warnock was left seething after the Premier League refused his request to bring in a goalkeeper on an emergency loan following injuries to Paddy Kenny and understudy Brian Murphy. "Paddy has got an enlarged Gluteus Maximus and his...

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Norwich City 0 Hull City 2 - In-Depth Analysis Follows

Funny story: Norwich City 0 Hull City 2 - In-Depth Analysis Follows

It was a great day in Norfolk for Championship strugglers Hull City on Saturday as they wiped the floor with Norwich City at Carrow Road, with two late goals from Robert Koren and Tom Cairney wrapping up all three points for the Tigers. City ended...

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Delia Smith streaks across the pitch naked as Norwich City are promoted

Funny story: Delia Smith streaks across the pitch naked as Norwich City are promoted

Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season. The happiest Norwich City supporter though was 88 year old TV cook...

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Norwich City Pitch Invaders Handed Severe Punishment By Club

Funny story: Norwich City Pitch Invaders Handed Severe Punishment By Club

The two Norwich City fans who ran onto the pitch on Ssaturday and threw their season tickets at club manager Bryan Gunn, have been handed severe punishments by the carrow Road hierarchy - their passes were returned, and they will be forced to watch e...

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Norwich City Can Still Go Up, Says Bryan Gunn

Funny story: Norwich City Can Still Go Up, Says Bryan Gunn

The record books flew out of the window at Carrow Road on Saturday as Norwich City, the team who graced the European football stage as recently as 17 short years ago, were handed a lesson in exquisite finishing by visitors, Colchester United, who tro...

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Norwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!

Funny story: Norwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!

Following their humiliating 1-7 defeat at home to Colchester United on the opening day of the football season, it has been confirmed that one time holiday home for knackered, over-rated and unwanted footballers, Norwich City, have been taken over by...

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Norwich proven to be shit after match fixing probe

Funny story: Norwich proven to be shit after match fixing probe

Norwich City FC was relieved after being cleared of any wrong doing concerning match fixing. Even though the Norwich goalkeeper made the mother of all clangers. The defence were permanently asleep. The midfield kept giving the ball away. And the...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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