Bishops Stortford, the Conference North's most southerly team are slowly adjusting to life being classed as 'Northern'.
"There's been a few changes," said Bishops's chief executive, Mannie Handled. "For a start, the proposed sale of land adjacent...
Access to Northern England has been cut today while police wait for all the mad people to calm down
Only last week, the Council for Northern England announced last week that Cumbria and Northumbria are Britain's favourite locations for going insa...
So a friend of mine, Dino, asks me if I want to go Canoeing. I says sure but I've never heard of any nightclub called Canoeing. He says it's up North, past the highway, let's give it a try. Well I'm game for pretty much anything.
We hop in the Civic and away we go. After about two hours of driving, I'm not seeing any nightclubs. In fact, I'm not seeing anything but rocks and goddamn trees. My g...
The constituency of Salford and Eccles have re-elected Hazel Blears as their Member of Parliament. Miss Blears rose to fame during 2009 MPs' expenses scandal and has now been duly re-elected by local voters.
Miss Blears, is an ex Communities Secre...
The north/south divide: is it a myth, or is there something deeeper going on here that lesser mortals can't quite grasp?
Analysts are pretty certain that a rift was formed under the governance of Mrs Thatcher, as she effectively shut down the nort...
A complete prick from the town of Wigan today spat on his shoe, accidentally, in attempt to look 'hard'. The incident occurred at approximately 8.00 pm last night near Rick Astley's chippy.
The man, identity unknown, was either intimidated by my g...
There was a gay old atmosphere at Boundary Park last night, when Oldham Athletic took to the field in their new all-pink kit in support of Homosexuality, which is raging out of control in the Lancashire town.
The visitors for the League One encoun...
Hot on the heels of a Welsh woman's suspended prison sentence on charges of allowing a three year old to smoke cigarettes, which amounted to child abuse, a Lancashire youth contacted TheSpoof.com today.
Ovenchips Slackthwaite, 15, of Burnley openl...
In the midst of the biggest economic downturn in living memory, TheSpoof.com has decided to carry out a survey to see if this has had any effect on the North/South divide.
We first of all started in the North of the country and immediately were struck by just how many people smoked woodbines. Their also appeared to be a propensity towards the wearing of cloth caps and breeding whippets.
The...
Following an internet threat of a violent invasion by Emperor penguins a Burnley man, Mr Jimmy Bacon, of Stoops Estate warned that the penguins had better be up for it.
Speaking from the lounge bar of the White Horse pub in neighbouring Padiham, B...
Scabies, England - New research has found that northerners are dirtier than southerners. The study, conducted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, says the further north people live, the less likely they are to wash their hands afte...
Lancashire in the UK is known for its hotpot and at one time it was so much adored that people would fight over it to some extent. If there was any left on the surface of the pot some people would 'scrape the pot' to get some of it.
The term 'scra...
TV bosses have reacted with anger to claims they are biased towards London.
The famous North-South divide in the U.K is about to get bigger as experts predict that the our little Island is being ripped in half by forces beyond our control.
Ministers have confirmed that the the contaminated earth that has been excavated in the preparations for building the new 2012 Olympic Stadium will be sent up North for dumping.
Alan Arkwright, a cheeky Northern smart arse, threw the East End of London into disarray, when he claimed to have cracked Cockney rhyming slang!
"Cor blimey guv!" was the shocked response of Arthur Fowler, a very old Cockney person.
"Even blee...
The Professional Northerner Alliance have taken control of London amid scenes of chaos and jubilation.