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Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Funny story: Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of a medieval "Beast Market", the equivalent of a modern day Farmer's Market beneath a demolished Satanic Mill in the Kirkgate area. The find is classed as 23b (mundane) in significance. "This find will br...

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Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Funny story: Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Another "Hadrian's Wall" is to be built just north of Watford so that David Cameron, George Osborne and the rest of the Royal Family can completely forget about Northerners and Welsh and Scottish people. Suddenly being reminded about the Norther...

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Kneeling down and facing Mecca Bingo cures Haemorrhoids

Funny story: Kneeling down and facing Mecca Bingo cures Haemorrhoids

Tests carried out on Scunthorpe Mecca Bingo enthusiasts show a level of Haemorrhoid problems one tenth of the National average. Some link to the curative properties of pork pies from a public house at the rear of the Bingo Hall has been made. Onl...

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Northern weather to be regulated

Following the latest chapter in the bizarre story of British weather, the government has taken the unprecedented decision to deregulate the weather. This comes after ten sizzling days in March,the wettest April since 17BC, one of the coldest and wind...

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Bishops Stortford adjust to life in the North

Funny story: Bishops Stortford adjust to life in the North

Bishops Stortford, the Conference North's most southerly team are slowly adjusting to life being classed as 'Northern'. "There's been a few changes," said Bishops's chief executive, Mannie Handled. "For a start, the proposed sale of land adjacent...

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Police Close Off Northern England "Mad Zone"

Funny story: Police Close Off Northern England "Mad Zone"

Access to Northern England has been cut today while police wait for all the mad people to calm down Only last week, the Council for Northern England announced last week that Cumbria and Northumbria are Britain's favourite locations for going insa...

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Nighclub disaster up North

Funny story: Nighclub disaster up North

So a friend of mine, Dino, asks me if I want to go Canoeing. I says sure but I've never heard of any nightclub called Canoeing. He says it's up North, past the highway, let's give it a try. Well I'm game for pretty much anything. We hop in the Civic and away we go. After about two hours of driving, I'm not seeing any nightclubs. In fact, I'm not seeing anything but rocks and goddamn trees. My g...

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England's north elects fruit cake

The constituency of Salford and Eccles have re-elected Hazel Blears as their Member of Parliament. Miss Blears rose to fame during 2009 MPs' expenses scandal and has now been duly re-elected by local voters. Miss Blears, is an ex Communities Secre...

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Ferrets, Whippets, And Flat Caps To Blame For North-South Divide

Funny story: Ferrets, Whippets, And Flat Caps To Blame For North-South Divide

The north/south divide: is it a myth, or is there something deeeper going on here that lesser mortals can't quite grasp? Analysts are pretty certain that a rift was formed under the governance of Mrs Thatcher, as she effectively shut down the nort...

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Man Trying To Look Hard Spits On Shoe

Funny story: Man Trying To Look Hard Spits On Shoe

A complete prick from the town of Wigan today spat on his shoe, accidentally, in attempt to look 'hard'. The incident occurred at approximately 8.00 pm last night near Rick Astley's chippy. The man, identity unknown, was either intimidated by my g...

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Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

Funny story: Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

There was a gay old atmosphere at Boundary Park last night, when Oldham Athletic took to the field in their new all-pink kit in support of Homosexuality, which is raging out of control in the Lancashire town. The visitors for the League One encoun...

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15 Year Old Lancashire Youth Admits To Having Smoked Since The Age Of Two

Funny story: 15 Year Old Lancashire Youth Admits To Having Smoked Since The Age Of Two

Hot on the heels of a Welsh woman's suspended prison sentence on charges of allowing a three year old to smoke cigarettes, which amounted to child abuse, a Lancashire youth contacted TheSpoof.com today. Ovenchips Slackthwaite, 15, of Burnley openl...

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Is there a North/South divide?

Funny story: Is there a North/South divide?

In the midst of the biggest economic downturn in living memory, TheSpoof.com has decided to carry out a survey to see if this has had any effect on the North/South divide. We first of all started in the North of the country and immediately were struck by just how many people smoked woodbines. Their also appeared to be a propensity towards the wearing of cloth caps and breeding whippets. The...

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Bring It On - Burnley Man Lays Down Gauntlet

Funny story: Bring It On - Burnley Man Lays Down Gauntlet

Following an internet threat of a violent invasion by Emperor penguins a Burnley man, Mr Jimmy Bacon, of Stoops Estate warned that the penguins had better be up for it. Speaking from the lounge bar of the White Horse pub in neighbouring Padiham, B...

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Northerners More Dirty

Funny story: Northerners More Dirty

Scabies, England - New research has found that northerners are dirtier than southerners. The study, conducted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, says the further north people live, the less likely they are to wash their hands afte...

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Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Funny story: Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Lancashire in the UK is known for its hotpot and at one time it was so much adored that people would fight over it to some extent. If there was any left on the surface of the pot some people would 'scrape the pot' to get some of it. The term 'scra...

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'Savages' to blame for TV reprimand

Funny story: 'Savages' to blame for TV reprimand

TV bosses have reacted with anger to claims they are biased towards London.

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Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

Funny story: Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

The famous North-South divide in the U.K is about to get bigger as experts predict that the our little Island is being ripped in half by forces beyond our control.

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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