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Funny story: North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During the third day after their arrival at the Olympic Village, the entire North Korean track team took off on their latest trial run and never stopped until they reached a foreign border. Some went to Uruguay, some to Paragua...
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Funny story: North Korea to Start Using Flint Water in Their Labor Camps

North Korea to Start Using Flint Water in Their Labor Camps

Pynongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, announced today that the repressive regime would start using Flint water in their labor camps. "We feel the Flint water will provide a more humane death. We have been trying to i...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"

Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"

Sparking an international incident while still trying to secure the GOP nomination for president, Donald Trump called the leader of North Korea "Lil' Kim" several times in a rambling incoherent foreign policy statement, "This guy, Lil' Kim is a mania...
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Funny story: Scamatology to Merge With North Korea

Scamatology to Merge With North Korea

Clearlyclinical, FL North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and Scamatology dictator David Makemerich (through a Scamatology spokeperson Karing Sow) made a joint announcement today when they confirmed the rumors that Scamatology will merge with North Korea...
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Funny story: Report on What North Korea Spends Their Aid Money On

Report on What North Korea Spends Their Aid Money On

Washington, DC Naldrett Investigations Magazine has just concluded an in-depth report compiled from secret wiretaps recorded from within the North Korean regime. Apparently, all of the aid money from the U.S. and Canada to North Korea used to go directly into the accounts of Kim Jong-Un and his uncle. Since his uncle was executed by Kim, it all goes directly to the Boy Dictator. Sources reve...
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Funny story: Upon Hearing New UN Sanctions, North Korea's Kim Jong Un Talks of Retaliation

Upon Hearing New UN Sanctions, North Korea's Kim Jong Un Talks of Retaliation

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un issued some new threats to the Western World, in retaliation for the latest round of sanctions on North Korea by the UN. Kim Jong-Un will: *No longer allow his all-girl band to travel outside the country. *No longer let tourists photograph the giant Kim Song-Il statue. *Flood the Internet with penile enlargement spam. *...
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Funny story: North Korea to Accept Ten Million Syrian Refugees

North Korea to Accept Ten Million Syrian Refugees

"Well, fuck!" said North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, "It's not like anyone else wants to come here. Yes, the double meaning --I said 'come'-- is intentional: After a typical eighty-hour work week, while subsisting on 1200 calories a day, the averag...
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Funny story: Top 10 reasons Kim Jong Un wants a hydrogen bomb

Top 10 reasons Kim Jong Un wants a hydrogen bomb

[CLASSIFIED], North Korea - Korean Dictator and basketball fan Kim Jong Un is claiming to have developed and tested a hydrogen bomb. While it remains to be seen if the assertion is true, we can only speculate why the Korean strongman wants to add the world's most powerful weapon to his arsenal. Here are the 10 reasons we came up with. You may want to read them in your nearest fallout sh...
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Funny story: North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

North Korean, slightly eccentric president (understatement), Kim Jong-un, is again being accused of testing H Bombs in his incarcerated country, but it seems the world doesn't need to fear the Nutter because they got their "bombs" mixed up! During...
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Funny story: North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West. We feel that, ev...
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Funny story: John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

How have people received John Kerry's recent nuclear annhilation of The Onion? We'll start off with Hillary Clinton. Now listen here, young man. With all due respect, reporter… which ain't very much, let's be… Ah, HONEST… Erm… Well anyway, why so fastidious? Huh? I mean, you know, maybe Iran are, say, just a few decades ahead of schedule in developing nukes and this is the first...
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Funny story: Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg

Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg

Donald Trump is not human. Proof has emerged that the creature known as The Donald actually is a failed experiment by North Korean scientists to develop an army of cyborgs. It all was part of a top secret North Korean plot to infiltra...
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Funny story: After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

WASHINGTON, DC - When President Barack Hussein Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin. Given the difficul...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un, aka Kim Fook Yall, Supreme Leader of the of the Extremely Happy Dream Paradise Thin People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the Rapidly Disappearing Central Military Commission, World Champion Kids Slide Rider and Undisputed World Heavy...
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Funny story: Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Wins International Prize

Kim Jong-un Wins International Prize

North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un is set to receive an award for being Earth's nicest inhabitant. The global community has recently announced that the North Korean leader has accepted the 'International Niceness' prize for his 'peace, just...
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Funny story: Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

The UK Labour Party has added a late runner in the race for its new leader. A hitherto unknown staunch supporter of Labour and a "bezzy mate" of Adolf Corbyn (one of the other leadership hopefuls), Mr Kim Jong-un from North Korea has paid his £3 (...
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Kim Jong-Un Demands Katy Perry Join His Pleasure Squad

Kim says that the US will be sorry if his orders aren't met. He will consider Taylor Swift instead.
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