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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Pynongyang, North Korea North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un was in the news again today when North Korea announced that it would not stand for any insults waged against their most revered and holy leader, Kim Jong-Un, Keeper of the Flame-Gun, Ruler o...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces

Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces

The flamboyant, charismatic Best Korea dictator, Kim Jong Un, who is a legend in his own mind as well at the world's greatest speaker, has shockingly announced it was the US along with many third world countries who helped him achieve building a worl...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
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Funny story: North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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Funny story: To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

South Korea have admitted (what we all knew) that they have a special team trained and ready to go: To kill North Korean midget of evil Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that he looks like the kid who would smugly answer all the questions in a Geograp...
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Funny story: Thousands protest against lack of advertising inside private homes

Thousands protest against lack of advertising inside private homes

Thousands of people all over the world have taken to the streets to demand that advertising saturation of public space be expanded to include private homes. "It's a disgrace," said one protester from Madrid. "Bad enough that society still has ad-f...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund DICtator of North Korea, was goaded into threatening to totally destroy China with nuclear weapons. "It is utterly unacceptable for His Eminence Kim Jong-Un to be treated this way. He is never going to let China live this down. One of the reporters even called him "His Fattiness" spoke the North Korean News Service. Chinese officials were quoted as...
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Funny story: North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

Pynongyang, North Korea Although it seems like he would get used to it, Kim Jong-Un's most recent missile once again exploded on the launching pad, sending the rotund dictator into a rage. "Kim Jong-Un was last seen jumping up and down and orderi...
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Funny story: Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"

Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"

Washington, DC-Saying that the decision was "safest for the whole word", President Obama has issued an executive order calling for the immediate and complete disarmament of all nuclear weapons in the United States. At a press conference on Friday, th...
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Funny story: North Korean Dictator Fires PR Man

North Korean Dictator Fires PR Man

Pynongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, North Korean dictator REALLY knows how to put the "dic" in dictator. Reports are that Kim is very pissed at his public relations man for not getting him more press space in world newspapers. The PR man exp...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It

Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It

Columbia, New York, NY The Academic Community today was stunned at the news that Donald Trump announced his plans for dealing with the U.S. enemies such as Iran, North Korea, and Mexico. Trump announced that he planned to purchase Science in orde...
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Funny story: Hundreds of North Korean Officials executed in latest Trumphole™ WMH™ Attack

Hundreds of North Korean Officials executed in latest Trumphole™ WMH™ Attack

The Trumphole™ has struck again in as many days this time using the Paranoid Psychopathic Despot Gun™ from its WMH™ arsenal Today North Korean leader Kim Jong-ill™ has had hundreds of potential political rivals executed.
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Funny story: Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong-Un (Or Kim Wron-Un as Back and to the Left's editor calls him) has been placed on the "sanctioned persons list" by the good old US of A. We look at what this means about the tiny, inbred moron and if the future spells "WAR" between the US an...
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Funny story: Trump to Improve Relations with Foreign Countries

Trump to Improve Relations with Foreign Countries

Trump has seemingly turned around his view that every other country is out to get America. In a recent turn of events, Trump said "I will strive to improve relations with many countries, namely Russia and North Korea. Now that the Cold War has stoppe...
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Funny story: North Korea Travel Guide

North Korea Travel Guide

Pyongyang, DPRK This is the Official Guide to Travel in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Very Important Rules: 1. Remember that the reason you are allowed to visit the Utopia of Earth, North Korea, is through the benevolence of our Supreme Leader, grandson of the Eternal Leader and son of the Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Un. Always remember to sing his praises while you are on his soil an...
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Funny story: North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...
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