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New NBC series 2020:  Celebrity Cellmate...Tweets from Butner!

The Washington Post is reporting this morning that NBC is planning a new Celebrity series for 2020.  Calling it:  Celebrity Cellmate, the TV series will be filmed at the federal penitentiary in Butner, North Carolina. Details of the program are b...

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Migrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs

Funny story: Migrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs

Many illegal immigrants are now security officers trusted with enforcing North Carolina's new bathroom gender laws, and many in the state are crying foul over the conditions that breed a preference for hiring illegal workers over North Carolina worke...

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Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Funny story: Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Raleigh, NC While campaigning in North Carolina, Donald Trump promised to bring an end to the current problems regarding North Carolina's gender laws, their pertinence to sex-change operation subjects and their choice of bathrooms. "I have been di...

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North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!

It was a quiet and somber group of journalists his morning at the Governor's mansion in Raleigh, North Car4olina. They were informed in advance regarding the details of the event. Gov. Pat McCrory: "It is with pleasure that I am here to inform y...

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NC State Fair: Deep fried dog turds dipped in choclate & wrapped in bacon!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting today that the biggest attraction on the Food Court on opening day of the fair was: Deep fried dog turds dipped in chocolate and wrapped in bacon! The line stretched around the block as attendees waited to...

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Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.

Funny story: Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.

Winston-Salem, NC: In response to the front sign shooting of the center belonging to the Om Hindu Organization of North Carolina, (link: http://huff.to/1TMaHRy) The local Hindu community, many of whom frequent the center have expressed sincere adulat...

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North Carolina, first state to approve hunting dems with dogs!

It was an almost carnival atmosphere this morning at the State House in Raleigh, North Carolina.Journalists from all over the world attended a press conference held by the House of Representatives to announce the passage of legislation approving the...

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Political ads send thousands to rehab in North Carolina!

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that thousands of people in the state have entered rehabs due to stress associated with the unending 24/7 political ads, mostly for the US Senate race between Democrat Senator Kay Hagan and conservativ...

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NC group sues state to carry weapons to State Fair!

BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out), a second amendment rights group in North Carolina has sued the state for the right to carry weapons to this years state fair. "Aint no way we goin to the state fair iffin we can't carry our weapons," stated the Rev. T. J.

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A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

Funny story: A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law. Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...

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Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...

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American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

Funny story: American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...

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NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

Funny story: NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - One of the largest telescope manufacturing companies in the United States has just developed what it says is the most powerful telescope ever made. The Southern Drawl Telescopic Company in Charlotte, North Carolina told...

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North Carolina Fart Farms declared, "No fly zone" by major airlines.

North Carolina fart fams received both ridicule and criticism when first announced by its founder Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC. Now, three major airlines have declared the air space around the facility a "no fly zone." Louisburg is in pa...

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North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...

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North Carolina pastor offers to send gaseous dog to solve Syria crisis

The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, controversial pastor of a small Evangelical church in North Carolina, has told the local Franklin Times he has been in touch with the White House and has offered to loan the government the services of his dog, Moose.

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North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...

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North Carolina Says No To Naming A Hospital In Raleigh After Edward Snowden

Funny story: North Carolina Says No To Naming A Hospital In Raleigh After Edward Snowden

RALEIGH, North Carolina - A high ranking North Carolina state official has just informed the news media that the state is nixing a plan that would have named a brand new hospital in Raleigh after NSA whistleblower Edward Joseph Snowden. The offici...

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