Paris "The Heiress" Hilton, in her typical understated fashion, called a press conference this morning to announce her upcoming marriage to Norman "Psycho" Bates.
"We have so much in common," she gushed, "what with my family's ties to the hotel bi...
If Norman Bates had something to prove, he did it cleanly in the shower.
If Red Sox reliever Daniel Bard has anything to prove, he needs to clean up the mess after coming out of the bullpen.
Bardo, as his catcher calls him, made a start on reha...
Norman Bates spent Mothers Day mainly talking to himself in his padded cell here, alternating between his own voice, and the voice of his murdered mother, which he puts on with creepy effect.
Bates, who inspired real life serial killer Ed Gein, of...
Ginsu of Japan, makers of the famous Ginsu Knife collections, has introduced the latest addition to its culinary prepartions line. The newest kitchen tool is the "Psycho" knife.
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