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eBooks Heat Up; Fire Brigades Stand by for Action

Funny story: eBooks Heat Up; Fire Brigades Stand by for Action

Once upon a time, book censorship standards were strict, and authors had to watch their plots and their language. Not anymore. That's why the latest trend is the forthcoming publication of ebook "restored" versions of print works from the 50s and...

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Nooks Await Arrival of New Family Member, the Nook Color

Funny story: Nooks Await Arrival of New Family Member, the Nook Color

Yep, the name says it all. The new Barnes & Noble Nook Color is an electronic reader that will present books in COLOR. Present Nooks can hardly wait to greet the new addition to their family. At a NY press conference, the stats on the ex...

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Nooks Arrive at Wal-Mart; Greeters Panic

Funny story: Nooks Arrive at Wal-Mart; Greeters Panic

Nooks, Barnes & Noble's electronic readers, will be available for sale at 2500 Wal-Mart stores beginning Sunday. As they started arriving in the stores today, Nooks expected enthusiastic greetings. Not so. In many locations, they were sadly d...

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Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

Funny story: Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company. Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to the core by the announcement. "Who know...

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Kindles Shock Crowds at Radio City, Buy Tickets to Riverdance

Funny story: Kindles Shock Crowds at Radio City, Buy Tickets to Riverdance

Folks buying tickets for Riverdance at Radio City Music Hall in New York City were shocked yesterday to see six Kindles join the line for tickets. Amazon's electronic readers told their fellow ticket buyers that they love Irish music and dancing. "...

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Kindles Hold Meeting in NYC, Discuss Plans to Get Gifts from Owners

Funny story: Kindles Hold Meeting in NYC, Discuss Plans to Get Gifts from Owners

Madison Square Garden was Kindle-ized yesterday, as the electronic readers from Amazon had the first of a series of one-day solidarity meetings to discuss common concerns. This time the concern was how to get gifts from their owners. "Just beca...

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Apple's iSlate Tablet PC Criticized by Kindles and Nooks

Funny story: Apple's iSlate Tablet PC Criticized by Kindles and Nooks

Its debut hasn't even been officially announced, but already the forthcoming Apple Tablet PC, rumored to be called iSlate, has come under attack by Kindles and Nooks, terrified that the new product may steal their thunder. Kindles and Nooks have...

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Two Kindles Have Screaming Match in Times Square

Funny story: Two Kindles Have Screaming Match in Times Square

A spat between an Amazon Kindle and a Barnes & Noble Nook might not have been a great surprise, but yesterday in New York's Times Square it was a smackdown between two Kindles that made the news. That's right. The same brand of electronic reader...

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Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas

Funny story: Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas

You could order one today, but it won't be delivered until the new year. Sing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" all you want, just make sure that there aren't any Nooks -- the ones, whether they are complete or incomplete, that'll be housed in warehouses...

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Barnes & Noble Sued By Thomas' English Muffins Over Nooks

Funny story: Barnes & Noble Sued By Thomas' English Muffins Over Nooks

"NOOKS as well as CRANNIES are words that belong to us," a Thomas' English Muffin Man indignantly complained. "From time immemorial, everyone knows that it's Thomas' English Muffins that owns the word 'Nook.' It's an outrage that Barnes & Noble...

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