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Funny story: Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

After accruing millions of dollars in debt, the Nobel prize committee will forgo a lavish award ceremony in favor of a webcast hosted by Carrot Top from a drive thru coffee kiosk. Nobel Committee head Jørgen Myklebust is putting his experience in...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

New York, NY - After being announced as the winner of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, Bob Dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the Teen Choice Awards. "Mr. Dylan couldn'...
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Funny story: Math Whiz Nash Should Have Known The End Was Near

Math Whiz Nash Should Have Known The End Was Near

Boston, MA - Rhode Scholars and fellow mathematician dorks around the globe, all agree that Professor John Nash, the Nobel Prize winning math genius, and subject of the Oscar winning film, 'A Beautiful Mind,' should have easily figured out that he w...
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Funny story: 'A Beautiful Launderette' numbers man found RIP in back of Yellow Cab

'A Beautiful Launderette' numbers man found RIP in back of Yellow Cab

New Jersey - A topnotch mathematician thought to have been the inspiration behind the movie 'A Beautiful Launderette' has been found in a deceased condition inside a crashed New Jersey cab. John Doe Jr and his wife Jane, both 103, were in the bac...
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Funny story: Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

A recently leaked National Security Agency recording of a therapy session between President Barack Obama and his personal therapist revealed that Obama, in an effort to achieve mental and emotional balance, has decided to display the Nobel Peace Priz...
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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Peace Prize

Milton Jones, of Mobile, Alabama, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The diminutive 72 year-old man has seemingly distilled all the tenets of all the religions of the world to just three words. This is significant when you consider the amo...
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Funny story: Nobel Physics Prize Accidentally Awarded To Micro Chips Inventor Dyson McDonald

Nobel Physics Prize Accidentally Awarded To Micro Chips Inventor Dyson McDonald

The Nobel Prize for innovative development in physics has been accidentally awarded to Dyson MacDonald, the inventor of "microwave chips" and not the microchip inventor Werner Jacobi. The invention of the integrated circuit, or microchip goes bac...
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Funny story: Nobel Committee may revoke Obummer's Peace Prize

Nobel Committee may revoke Obummer's Peace Prize

STOCKHOLM AWAY FROM HOLM, SWEDEN - Having had the distinction of having been awarded the once-prestigious Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, President Barack Obummer has the honor to be among such other laureates as Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Teresa, Ne...
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Funny story: Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...
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Funny story: Obama And Putin Now Great Friends

Obama And Putin Now Great Friends

As it looks like there may be a diplomatic solution to Russia's incursion into the Ukraine, Presidents Obama and Putin have had long telephone conversations trying to resolve the matter. Now, it turns out, that they have become great friends. Aid...
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Funny story: Bees Awarded Nobel Prize

Bees Awarded Nobel Prize

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - The Nobel Prize Committee announced today that it has awarded the Nobel Prize for Economic Science to Apis mellifera. Abdon Edelberg, a spokesman for the committee, said, "Usually we award this prize to a great academic researc...
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Funny story: Nobel prize awarded to Clockwork Car inventor Sir Bagless Dyson

Nobel prize awarded to Clockwork Car inventor Sir Bagless Dyson

The new non polluting clockwork car which goes into production in March 2014 has won its inventor, Sir Bagless Dyson this year's Nobel Prize for the environment. Motorists will insert a big key on a flexible shaft into a keyhole on the car. In a...
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Funny story: Physicists invent new Dyson type "bagless" bagpipes weapon

Physicists invent new Dyson type "bagless" bagpipes weapon

A team of the world's best physicists have come up with a noise 100 times worse than bagpipes. The International collaboration of scientists has been made to work in "lockdown" conditions with Dyson technicians, by Bill Gates and Stephen Hawkings unt...
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Funny story: Putin in the frame for Noballs Piss Prize

Putin in the frame for Noballs Piss Prize

Bloodyvostock - The bastard son of Pope Karol Wojtyla heads next year's nominations for the global PR gong after manfully jailing three protest singers from Russian girl band Pussy Riot. "It's made the world a safer place," committee organizer Dim...
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Funny story: Heaney dead at 74

Heaney dead at 74

Crouching low at the foot of a hollow clearing, cored from the density of trees in our holding of forest, I know something lacks. Not the cool, insistent billow of breeze from the West, or the mousey rustle of dead leaves pooling around us. A shaft of late summer sun that lazily probes about the high branches, picks out an oval of scrub. A trace memory, a silhouette that says 'it was...
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Funny story: "Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

"Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

WASHINGTON DC - After being hassled over "leading from behind" and trivial matters like having an ambassador murdered as an embassy burned to the ground, Democrats want President Obama to "step up" and command the respect that he deserves. In simple...
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Funny story: Metal Band Steel Panther Awarded Nobel Prize....ish Accolade

Metal Band Steel Panther Awarded Nobel Prize....ish Accolade

Amsterdam, Netherlands-- In the shadow of Mondays announcements of this years Nobel Prize recipients in Stockholm, Sweden, a much lesser known yet equally prestigious set of awards were doled out a mere 1400 km away in the Netherlands. Metal band St...
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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Planet Mars

Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Planet Mars

In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...
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