In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...
Downing Street today reacted with fury at the news the Nobel Peace prize had been awarded to the EU. Although the UK is a fringe member of the EU at best it still gets a share in the award.
"This is the Norwegians ramping up the political game." W...
Brussels - "I guess Barack O'Bummer set the bar so low that this year's gong had to be a walk-over," top NATO general Sir Monty Dambusta, VC and bar, said today as news of the award broke.
Six decades of smoke 'n' mirrors bollocks have been lioniz...
In Stockholm, Sweden, the Committee of Five has unanimously voted to award the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize to Pussy Riot. The Russian All-Girl Singing Troika has recently been condemned to two years hard labor in a Russian gulag for uttering blasphemous...
The world renowned and respected Nobel Foundation has announced sweeping changes to the granting of its annual awards, in a move which has been prompted by the continuing financial turmoil which is engulfing Europe.
The awards are the legacy of Al...
Timothy Hardcastle, a graduate of Dorking College of Fashion, surprised everyone with his late entry for the most prestigious fashion award on the globe.
Hardcastle, 24, owns the high fashion boutique HEELS located on the very trendy South Stree...
After roughly half a million years of hatred and war, mankind have finally packed it in.
The abrupt move from 'pretty dismal' to 'just groovy' occurred after someone at Cheney School, Oxford, asked during lunch break, "Why don't we just stop all t...
A confidential source within the Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that a new generation of Predator Drones is set to be deployed. While not officially confirmed, the new remote-controlled killing machines will reportedly be used within the Un...
NEW YORK CITY - In a rare feat, Apple Inc. won the Nobel Prize for Anthropology on Tuesday for its "discovery of being the fourth basic necessity for human survival" says the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences.
The prize committee said that Apple...
New York City - In an unprecedented reversal, the Nobel Prize Committee has revoked its Economic Science Prize, recently handed to two American professors, and has re-awarded it to the Occupy Wall Street movement.
"Economics has been called 'the d...
Fukushima - According to reporting from the venue, and confirmed by our staff, video of Cher awarding the Nobel prize for greatest reactor drama is now available. The audience was all a "ga ga" with admiration and everyone was star struck.
Everyw...
Fukushima - According to my source, Cher's hairdresser, Cher is traveling to Japan now to award the Cher Nobel prize to the Fukushima management team.
The prize goes to the nuclear accident of greatest proportion and drama, and is only awarded whe...
After so much vigorous debate over President Obama's worthiness to even receive the Nobel Peace Prize so early in his presidential career, then his surge in Afghanistan and now finally his latest actions in Libya, many national and world figures have been calling for President Obama to return his Nobel Peace Prize now.
Previous responses from President Obama made it clear he was not going to r...
Don't count Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, "The Jersey Shore" star, among those who were shocked to learn that she was paid $32,000 for her talk at Rutgers University, while famous author Toni Morrison is being paid only $30,000 to give the Rutgers commenc...
The Wall Street Journal reported today that multi-doctorated genius, Viscount Billingsgate, was awarded a patent for his minimalistic micro diaper that may reshape the world insofar as the spraying nuisance of piss-ants who leave watermarks on the sw...
China yesterday sacked its official Chinese-to-English interpreter after it was found that translation errors had created misunderstanding about its response to the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize. Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson, using Pinyi...
Washington - A chair was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize because of how it has never harmed a person and always given comfort to the weary.
"I was shocked when they called me and said that I won. At first, I thought it was my friend Hank playing a jo...
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Lady Gaga is the recipient of the 2010 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for her work in "ground-breaking experiments and applications of the novel two-dimensional material, graphene."
The chemist/musician explained, "I needed a new fas...