President Trump is aware that previous presidents, as with Mr. Obama, have used lie detector testing on staff.
The President has also been in contact with newly appointed head of the CIA, Gina Haspel, on water boarding, as needed, in search of the...
Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.”
Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...
Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress.
I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop.
I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out.
You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...
Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office.
The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...
Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm.
General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...
Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...
Following a hotly contested statewide referendum, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a margin of over eighty-six percent, had voted to secede from t...
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women.
Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
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