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40 year old man discovers he is too old for night-clubs

Funny story: 40 year old man discovers he is too old for night-clubs

Recent divorcee Jason Johnson, 41 has discovered that he really is too old for nightclubs. 'I went to Scratchy's, down on the high-street' said Johnson 'You know how well Chutney on the Fritz is served for the night-life, don't you? 'Anyway, I...

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Edinburgh Trams to be leased out as Bars and Night Clubs

Funny story: Edinburgh Trams to be leased out as Bars and Night Clubs

District councilors are still scratching their heads why the city's 21st Century tram system finally ended up costing 776 million pounds. A brain storming session at the city chambers which included Edinburgh' s top accountants ended with no firm rea...

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Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Funny story: Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Satur...

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Nighclub disaster up North

Funny story: Nighclub disaster up North

So a friend of mine, Dino, asks me if I want to go Canoeing. I says sure but I've never heard of any nightclub called Canoeing. He says it's up North, past the highway, let's give it a try. Well I'm game for pretty much anything. We hop in the Civic and away we go. After about two hours of driving, I'm not seeing any nightclubs. In fact, I'm not seeing anything but rocks and goddamn trees. My g...

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Nightclubber Arrested Over Football Allegations

Funny story: Nightclubber Arrested Over Football Allegations

England and Manchester City nightclub-drinker Micah Richards has been arrested by police following allegations that he took part in a Premiership football match. Richards, 20, is an up-and-coming star of the Premiership nightspot scene, and has so...

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Women Told They Were Too Old To Go In Bar

Funny story: Women Told They Were Too Old To Go In Bar

The 15-strong group, a mixture of middle-aged women and their daughters, had enjoyed a meal together before wandering over to the Crown Bar in Leeds. As soon as they reached the doorway they were told they could only go inside if they were 35 or y...

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Stereophonics front-man Kelly Jones confesses to picking up man in nightclub high jinks shame

Funny story: Stereophonics front-man Kelly Jones confesses to picking up man in nightclub high jinks shame

Kelly Jones, lead singer and top hair stylist with the Tom Jones international tribute band, the Stereophonics has admitted to picking up men in sordid and seedy nightclubs, often very late at night at times when he really should be tucked up in bed...

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Swinging has suddenly become popular in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny

Funny story: Swinging has suddenly become popular in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny

Swinging has suddenly become extremely popular with the majority of older people in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny, although some snobbish residents are concerned that a new Swingers Club will promote the area for all the wrong reasons.

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IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

Funny story: IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.

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Ambulance Chasers Look for Clients in Nightclubs

Funny story: Ambulance Chasers Look for Clients in Nightclubs

The Michael Richards controversy ("Kramer" may be sued by offended hecklers) illustrates what savvy attorneys have known for some time. In the hunt for clients, going clubbing is so much more profitable and fun than chasing down ambulances...

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