Recent divorcee Jason Johnson, 41 has discovered that he really is too old for nightclubs.
'I went to Scratchy's, down on the high-street' said Johnson 'You know how well Chutney on the Fritz is served for the night-life, don't you?
District councilors are still scratching their heads why the city's 21st Century tram system finally ended up costing 776 million pounds. A brain storming session at the city chambers which included Edinburgh' s top accountants ended with no firm rea...
Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Satur...
So a friend of mine, Dino, asks me if I want to go Canoeing. I says sure but I've never heard of any nightclub called Canoeing. He says it's up North, past the highway, let's give it a try. Well I'm game for pretty much anything.
We hop in the Civic and away we go. After about two hours of driving, I'm not seeing any nightclubs. In fact, I'm not seeing anything but rocks and goddamn trees. My g...
England and Manchester City nightclub-drinker Micah Richards has been arrested by police following allegations that he took part in a Premiership football match.
Richards, 20, is an up-and-coming star of the Premiership nightspot scene, and has so...
The 15-strong group, a mixture of middle-aged women and their daughters, had enjoyed a meal together before wandering over to the Crown Bar in Leeds.
As soon as they reached the doorway they were told they could only go inside if they were 35 or y...
Kelly Jones, lead singer and top hair stylist with the Tom Jones international tribute band, the Stereophonics has admitted to picking up men in sordid and seedy nightclubs, often very late at night at times when he really should be tucked up in bed...
Swinging has suddenly become extremely popular with the majority of older people in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny, although some snobbish residents are concerned that a new Swingers Club will promote the area for all the wrong reasons.
Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.
The Michael Richards controversy ("Kramer" may be sued by offended hecklers) illustrates what savvy attorneys have known for some time. In the hunt for clients, going clubbing is so much more profitable and fun than chasing down ambulances...
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