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Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

Funny story: Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

It was meant to be so simple. So easy. So hassle free. But sex often complicates the simplest of human encounters. Robert Duffy had been going through a bit of a dry spell when he met Melissa Torne in a nightclub Friday night. After 9 months with...

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Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

AMSTERDAM - According to unnamed sources, Miley Cyrus, who will turn 21 on November 23, was seen at a dimly lit nightclub allegedly engaging in a bit of tonsil hockey with British model Cara Delavingne. The two young women were observed transferri...

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Police Raid Nightclub in Rivendell

Funny story: Police Raid Nightclub in Rivendell

In the early hours of Sunday morning police raided a nightclub, 'Bilbo's', in the elvish city of Rivendell arresting 12 elves, 7 dwarves, 2 men and a wizard. The raid was part of Operation Gondor, a crackdown on crimes related to licensing laws ca...

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Penguins lay waste to a London Nightclub

Funny story: Penguins lay waste to a London Nightclub

Police were called to the Mackerel Nightclub on King Street in London last night after three dozen penguins descended on the club and started causing a riot. "It was mayhem," said chief bouncer, Trevor "No Neck" Wetherspoon. "I was stopping this c...

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Body Found In Alley Behind Night Club

Funny story: Body Found In Alley Behind Night Club

ST. LOUIS, Missouri - Police report that an unidentified young male found the body of a young woman in the alleyway adjacent to the Up Beat night club. The body was that of a young unidentified female, clothed in a tight black mini-skirt and pacing...

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Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Funny story: Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Liverpool FC Captain Steven Gerrard was reportedly arrested last night following allegations of assault in a Southport nightclub. Rumours that he was out drinking with fellow Liverpudlian Joey Barton have yet to be confirmed. The only informati...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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