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Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises - Cantsia Weiner from Glasgow

Auntie Jean Advises - Cantsia Weiner from Glasgow

Transgender Op Reversal Auntie Jean: I have had a sex change using guidance from a DIY website. After sending a Western Union transfer to Asomal Ian Pyreat purportedly in Nigeria. a photocopy of two pages from Greys Anatomy, a boxcutter, a blowtorch and a mini tube of superglue arrived. I followed the instructions but next door's dog ran away with my testicles. I have changed my mind now.
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Funny story: Nigerian Millionaire bemoans a lack of trust

Nigerian Millionaire bemoans a lack of trust

Nigerian business man Prince Nwadala-Al-Homonym has lambasted the British for being too sceptical. "I had thirty million American dollars that I wanted to invest in a reliable British company," said Nwadala-Al-Homonym. "I made this money quite abo...
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Funny story: Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait. Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...
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Funny story: Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

As Arsenal Football Club announced they were planning to go on a pre-season tour of Nigeria, Ollyjonjo Banjo marketing manager for Arsenalticketsinnigeria.web made a separate press release saying all tickets for the tour will be sold by email. Ollyjo...
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Funny story: Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam

Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam

The result of an All African Games qualifier between Nigeria and Ghana has been hotly disputed after 'mysterious objects' were found in the dressing room, according to reports in the Niger Delta Standard. Nigeria, who had chalked up a 3-1 first l...
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Funny story: Nigerian News Of The World scam exposed

Nigerian News Of The World scam exposed

Thousands of innocent English people are being conned into paying subscriptions for a Sunday newspaper called 'The Nigerian News Of The World'. The paper has been exposed as a complete scam and is being promoted by a pair of embittered journalists...
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Funny story: Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me...
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Funny story: Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi, "The email addresses he...
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Funny story: Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords

Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords

London - (Slush Fund News): A new twist on the classic Nigerian money laundering email scam has rocked the House of Lords this week. Self-confessed banker to the IRA Lord James of Blackheath told astonished peers on Monday that a very important -...
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Funny story: Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground. They've opened a new operat...
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Funny story: Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has given the Nigerian National Soccer team, the Super Eagles, a reprieve and is allowing them to continue playing the sport as long as some serious changes are made to the entire team structure. Many say that ong...
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Funny story: Michael Moore becomes a Nigerian citizen

Michael Moore becomes a Nigerian citizen

Filmmaker Michael Moore, being ashamed of being white and hating America so much, has decided to move to Nigeria since he knows he will be welcome in scamming white people out of their money. The Nigerian legislature voted to grant Michael Moore a...
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Funny story: Rev. Jesse Jackson will move to Nigeria

Rev. Jesse Jackson will move to Nigeria

Reverend Jesse Jackson who is not even a real reverend, has admitted to being a con artists who plays the race card to get companies to give him lots of money, well loads of companies are onto him, planning to prosecute him if he cons any of them aga...
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Funny story: Nigerian King Asks Local Man To Help Moving Millions to US; Percentage Of Money to go to Local!

Nigerian King Asks Local Man To Help Moving Millions to US; Percentage Of Money to go to Local!

A local man stands to do a mitzvah for a Nigerian brother, and stands to earn a King's ransom at the same time, when he was contacted by Nigerian royalty to help him move millions of dollars into the local economy, while committing a tiny little bit...
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Funny story: Will Arsenal get millions from Nigerian Billionaire?

Will Arsenal get millions from Nigerian Billionaire?

Arsene Wenger revealed today that there could be a possible investment in cash into Arsenal football club from Nigerian billionaire Aliko Dangote. "I received an email this morning," Wenger said with a Gallic shrug, "it said that Mr Dangote is Nig...
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Funny story: Nigerian Nutcase

Nigerian Nutcase

Nigerian Godfred Kofi was stopped at London Airport today when he attempted to travel on a transatlantic flight to the USA with a bomb in his underpants. We are all aware that nigerians are top of the league when it comes to advance fee fraud bu...
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Funny story: Cable Fault Cuts Off West African Internet: Banking Fraud On Hold For The Moment

Cable Fault Cuts Off West African Internet: Banking Fraud On Hold For The Moment

Complaints have been coming in from UK and US citizens who are part way through complex internet transactions with Nigerian bank officials. In each case they are attempting to help bring millions of dollars out of Africa by supplying their secret pe...
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Funny story: Chancellor To Reduce Debt Burden With Help From Nigeria

Chancellor To Reduce Debt Burden With Help From Nigeria

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced in a bold move he is to reduce the considerable UK borrowing requirement by enlisting the help of high ranking Nigerian Government and bank officials. It is understood Mr Darling has been emailed by numero...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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