London - Spatchcocked roast badger a l'Anglaise kicks off Nigella Lawson's daft cookery show tonight accompanied by char-grilled split beaver stuffing and a fiery jus.
The dish is among viewers' top requested roadkill classics as austerity bites...
London - A shadowy Illuminati offshoot has red carded domestic goddess Nigella Lawson's new spring chicken recipe.
Barking Seventh Day Adventist Dentists' Allotment Society has banned her 'summer solstice spatchcock chicken nuggets in a red wine j...
Claims by American celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain, that 'tasty' Brit chef Nigella Lawson claimed to have roasted and eaten an aborted pig foetus, have been roundly ridiculed by SEN's latest acquisition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog.
Apparently, t...
Voluptuous TV cook Nigella Lawson is set to lead BBC2's new batch of cookery shows.
TV cookery's most famous décolletage is set to front Nigellisima, six half-hour programmes featuring Italian influenced dishes. Meanwhile, the whiny west country p...
Buxom TV sexpot cook, Nigella Lawson, claims that all women have a bit of the lesbian about them.
Recalling her days at boarding school, the busty domestic goddess said she had a crush on a fellow pupil.
Although she says she's never had any gi...
Security screeners at LAX noticed something amiss when foodie Nigella Lawson came through their security line readying herself for a trip back home to London after spending a whirlwind couple of weeks in America.
After noticing Ms. Lawson acting a...
BBC bosses remained tight lipped today over rumours that yummy 'chef' the luscious Nigella Lawson is to be approached to shoot a show which will depict her topless, frying bacon in sizzling hot fat - in 3D
It is thought that the BBC powers that be...
Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson have been commissioned by Parliament to provide recipes to the Parliamentary Canteen.
You can print these recipes yourself and prepare the meals so you can feel just like a Member of Parlament.
Jamie's Turd in the Hole.
Take a pickled turd from the cabinet and fry with a piece of bread with a hole in which to place the turd.
After 5 minutes add a sprin...
Unconfirmed reports are coming in to the Skoob Entertainment News office, that Nigella Lawson, the TV chef with the big bazookas has been involved in an unfortunate kitchen mishap when her left nipple became scalded as she bent over a pan of hot chi...
Bra sales at big girls' underwear stores like Bravissimo are set to rocket as top totty TV cook Nigella Lawson began a new TV series last night.
Ms Lawson's new series, Nigella Kitchen, launched a 13-week run with an episode featuring such delight...
Whilst nobody could sensibly argue that the BBC got it wrong in combining sex appeal and cooking, it could be argued that the BBC are struggling to maintain the standards they set so efficiently.
Nigella Lawson became the first sex cook, and a jol...
Nigella Lawson has produced a series of what she is calling MILF dishes. Talking about cooking poultry, she said:
"Basically there's nothing a slightly older bird responds to better than a good stuffing. I recommend a large spicy sausage. Alternat...
Nigella Lawson has caused controversy by creating a so-called lesbian stew.
The recipe reads something like this: take the meat of two fresh, plump birds (no fat though), preferably the breasts and thighs and rub oil into them gently but firmly. A...
It seems that not only have the TV cookery shows shown us how to eat great tasting food, they have taught us to eat frugally too.
Delia Smith's programme showing how to 'cheat' at cooking and Nigella Lawson's show which includes many off-the-she...
It was revealed last night that the children of celebrity TV chef Nigella Lawson are fed up with their mother's cooking. Speaking on a rare interview on CBBC, Cosima Lawson (14) and Bruno (12) complained that life in the Lawson household was not like...
Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs.
Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...
Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...
Curvaceous culinary vixen, Nigella Lawson, has launched a new revolutionary cook book - the Kitchen Kama Sutra - where she combines new recipes with adventurous sexual positions.