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Funny story: Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
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Funny story: Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up! As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading...
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Funny story: Trump eyes Moon

Trump eyes Moon

In a shock revelation President-elect Mr Trump, has revealed his plans to launch an attack on the moon. "It's a beautiful place, truly, wonderful place, and it should belong to the greatest country on earth - America". He goes on to explain that A...
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Funny story: Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...
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Funny story: Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Saudi Arabia and Iran seem to have reacted quite insulted because BOJO has charged into their airspace like a bull in a China Shop; what's new? After lying and cheating to the British public over Brexit, he was then appointed Foreign Minister by M...
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Funny story: Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Nigel Farage, key political Brexit salesman, has been called in as debate coach to Donald Trump for the upcoming town hall style presidential debate on October 9. Farage is free to take on free-lance work since resigning in early July as leader...
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Funny story: BOJO denies he wanted Brexit!

BOJO denies he wanted Brexit!

Major Brit Buffoon, Boris Johnson, now leading the UK into an even blacker abyss, has now denied he wanted a Brexit and only supported the referendum exit party because Nigel Farage promised him free booze at his local watering hole for the rest of h...
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Funny story: Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Hollywood have been so fascinated with the parallel campaigns, Brexit and Trump, they have decided to make a revamp of that classic war film "Bridge over the river Kwai" and this latest version is called "Bridge over the River Thames!" Farage, Boj...
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Funny story: What will post-Brexit Britain be like?

What will post-Brexit Britain be like?

The year is 2027. Britain has been out of the EU for 8 years and is having to fend for itself. A trade agreement with the EU is still under negotiation, and the pound is now worth 0.03 Euros. Britain's new largest trading partner is Ghana. As a result, the UK is now the world's largest consumer of mangoes. Mango tikka masala is the new national dish. How are people coping? Do they regret Brexit...
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Funny story: Farage Fallout Triggers UKIP Upheaval

Farage Fallout Triggers UKIP Upheaval

Mere days after cleaving the country in two via the "Brexit" vote political super villain Nigel Farage has stepped down from his position as UKIP leader. In an emotional statement that had to be halted at several points as squadrons of Spitfires...
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Funny story: Leave and let die, with Boris and Nigel - Brexit cowards scram

Leave and let die, with Boris and Nigel - Brexit cowards scram

Following Boris Johnson's astonishing refusal to help clear up the mess he'd created in the referendum, his companion-in-arms in their 'leave and let die' campaign to destroy the United Kingdom has now also fled the stage. "I want my life back," w...
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Funny story: Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...
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Funny story: Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...
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Funny story: UKIP! The Musical Is Coming to Theatres Near You

UKIP! The Musical Is Coming to Theatres Near You

UKIP has decided to forego its political ambitions in favour of becoming an all-singing, all-dancing musical theatre troupe. The party's leader Nigel Farage is believed to be pursuing the extreme change of directions in the hopes of achieving a le...
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Funny story: UK Eurovision entry bids to become first song to score minus points

UK Eurovision entry bids to become first song to score minus points

With only a day to go until the final, UK entry Evacuated Bowel say that they want to go one better than the last few dismal efforts and actually register a negative score. Their song, 'I Want Your Ear Wax All Over Me', is an up-beat reggae song that...
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Funny story: Dickheads - The new election debate show based on quiz show Eggheads

Dickheads - The new election debate show based on quiz show Eggheads

The BBC has announced that the election debate on Thursday will borrow the format of the popular quiz show; "Eggheads". "Dickheads" (BBC1, Thursday, 8.00pm) will feature several themed rounds. Round 1; "cliché repetition". Ed Miliband is odds-on favourite to win this with "world banking crisis" and "I hated Blair and Brown as much as you!" Round 2; impassioned ideology. Natalie Bennett should w...
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Funny story: UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

UKIP's Naughty Nigel has made a few blunders in a recent notable humanitarian agitprop outlet. Now, I do warn you that I'm a little tired today; or indeed, fatigué, cansado, distrutto... See, I said it in French and some other languages that foreigners speak, so TECHNICALLY, I'm not being racist. Indeed, if anything, I'm being rather less racist than, say, the GENUINE BIGOT Tommy Robins...
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Funny story: Naughty Nigel's Knotty Nuclear Option

Naughty Nigel's Knotty Nuclear Option

Nigel Farage has finally had it with the intransigence of the EU. So he's offering the following nuclear option for Europe, which has terrified sundry Eurocrats and politicians of all the once proud and arrogant former states of Europe. Nigel genially smirks: If you don't give us what we want, we will stay in the EU forever! Apparently the whole continent's quaking in their seven-l...
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