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Funny story: UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

UKIP First: Naughty Nigel Tired, Gets Words Mixed Up

UKIP's Naughty Nigel has made a few blunders in a recent notable humanitarian agitprop outlet. Now, I do warn you that I'm a little tired today; or indeed, fatigué, cansado, distrutto... See, I said it in French and some other languages that foreigners speak, so TECHNICALLY, I'm not being racist. Indeed, if anything, I'm being rather less racist than, say, the GENUINE BIGOT Tommy Robins...
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Funny story: Naughty Nigel's Knotty Nuclear Option

Naughty Nigel's Knotty Nuclear Option

Nigel Farage has finally had it with the intransigence of the EU. So he's offering the following nuclear option for Europe, which has terrified sundry Eurocrats and politicians of all the once proud and arrogant former states of Europe. Nigel genially smirks: If you don't give us what we want, we will stay in the EU forever! Apparently the whole continent's quaking in their seven-l...
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Funny story: Cameron promises not to serve third term

Cameron promises not to serve third term

The Conservative Party UK has just announced that David Cameron has promised not to serve a third term as PM, YES! After the announcement was made towns all over the country are planning street parties, celebrations and firework displays in a show...
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Funny story: Artist formerly known as Prince picks fight with Nigel Farage over colour purple

Artist formerly known as Prince picks fight with Nigel Farage over colour purple

Pint size rocker Squiggle, formerly known as Prince has publicly announced that Nigel Farage' s new book entitled, 'the Purple Revolution' infringes on his intellectual rights that pertain to that of the Revolution rock band which was his intellectu...
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Funny story: Farage to kick out Foreigners of National Game

Farage to kick out Foreigners of National Game

UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, went public today with his immigration spearhead, 'Boot out the Soccer Wetbacks'. Wetbacks is derogatory slang for illegal Mexican immigrants who attempted crossing the Rio Grande river into the US which originated from...
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Funny story: The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...
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Funny story: Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Talks have been held between a (still somewhat) cocky UKIP and a (more and more by the hour) desperate Labour Party, with a view to constructing a possible future coalition. Hopes were originally high, with optimistic and even downright ecstatica...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

With the current series of Celebrity Big Brother soon coming to an end there is already speculation to who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house come the next series in the summer, but one of the most interesting names to be rumored is tha...
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Funny story: Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

Over 98% Of Non-UK People Are Foreign - Daily Mail

The results of a survey of people carried out in over 50 countries show that over 98% of them are 'foreigners'. The Daily Mail allegedly stated that this is the way things are going and soon there could be even more foreigners abroad. The Daily Expre...
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Funny story: "Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

"Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

UKIP, right wing Tories and red-top tabloids have all today condemned the entrance of an illegal immigrant into Paddington. The suspect believed to be named as Paddington Bear was taken in my a suburban family believed to be known as 'The Browns' and...
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Funny story: Is Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?

Is Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?

David Cameron is reported to be "livid" about rumours that he has not been informed about negotiations for his possible defection to the "highly popular" YUKIP party. Nigel Farage is said to be delighted about the rumours and is said to be keen to...
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Funny story: UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

UKIP deny they are racist during unveiling of new Immigrant-targeting killer robot

Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...
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Funny story: Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Farage In Homophobic Outburst on FIFA 14

Nigel Farage could stand to lose UKIP a substantial amount of votes after stating that the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer is only played by "fucking homos" and "dykes". Mr Farage, a huge fan of the FIFA franchise and good friend of Richard Scu...
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Funny story: "Farageophobia" Sweeping The Nation

"Farageophobia" Sweeping The Nation

Britain's hospitals and clinics are at breaking point as a majority of the general public are showing symptoms of "Farageophobia". With the relatively new condition spreading quicker than sexually transmitted diseases at Glastonbury, hospitals are...
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Funny story: "Bullied at school" politicians using schoolyard insults on Farage.

"Bullied at school" politicians using schoolyard insults on Farage.

Due to Nigel Farage rejecting a running spot for the vacant MP role of Newark, previously bullied politicians across the country are cracking out primary school insults to disparage the leader of the UKIP party. Politicians who have never been abl...
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Funny story: Talk Like A Politician

Talk Like A Politician

For a long time now Back and to the Left news have shouted and screamed at anybody who will listen that MPs are not from this planet. Finally we have proof. Or something like that. A new position has opened up in the Labour party for someone to c...
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Funny story: Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs on Friday when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the London 2012 legacy. Stark comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of...
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Funny story: UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is confident that his party can oust the Lib Dems from their position as the most unpopular major force in British politics. Following Nick Clegg and co's woeful 6th spot in the recent Barnsley by election (their candidate...
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