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A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

Funny story: A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

BEVERLY HILLS - When it comes to weight Nicole Richie makes LeAnn Rimes and Christina Aguilera, who are both skinny, look like Carnie Wilson. Richie, who is considered a Hollywood celebutante along the lines of Paris Hilton, recently told Barbara...

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A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...

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Paris Hilton Absent at Nicole's Wedding, Had 'Hotter' Things to Do

Funny story: Paris Hilton Absent at Nicole's Wedding, Had 'Hotter' Things to Do

While Paris Hilton was noticeably absent from Nicole Ritchie's wedding, Hilton dodged questions from the press regarding the still percolating rift between the former reality TV co-stars by claiming that she had "Hotter" things to do on that day.

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Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

Funny story: Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

LOS ANGELES - The LAPD working on tips from 139 different anonymous informants have reported that they have uncovered a semi-elaborate plot that would have had Lindsay Lohan escaping from The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. The female perps who ar...

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Nicole Ritchie On Letterman Says Big Jim & The Twins Were Coming Over Tonight

Funny story: Nicole Ritchie On Letterman Says Big Jim & The Twins Were Coming Over Tonight

Nicole Ritchie was more than embarrassed on the Letterman show last night as she discussed her relationship with the father of her two children. She finally gave away the fact that she and Joel Madden are engaged to be married. Most people, howev...

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Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

Funny story: Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony. The two former friends wh...

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Scottish Man Who Says "That's Thinkin' With Your Dipstick" Revealed

Funny story: Scottish Man Who Says "That's Thinkin' With Your Dipstick" Revealed

In a series of television commercials for a major oil company, a Scottish man runs around hitting people who choose the wrong brand for their cars. He swats them on the back of their legs and says "Think with your dipstick, Jimmy" or "That's thinkin...

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Hollywood to Remake Dr. Strangelove with Paris Hilton

Funny story: Hollywood to Remake Dr. Strangelove with Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been signed to star in a remake of the 1964 classic film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. The new film will be directed by first time director and former Paris pal Nichole Richie (daughter of pop...

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Emma and Miley To Be The Next Paris and Nicole

Funny story: Emma and Miley To Be The Next Paris and Nicole

Today the world nearly stopped spinning as teen actresses Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus stepped out together dressed in pink tutus and tiaras, both carrying small fluffy objects (apparently dogs) in leopard print carriers.

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Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Funny story: Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears is having a party in her home. Little sister Jamie will be there. Paris and Nicole will be there. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera will be there. All of the Hollywood starlets, royalty, and pop tarts will be there. There will,...

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Alien inseminator suspected at Aguilera and Ritchie co-spawning

Funny story: Alien inseminator suspected at Aguilera and Ritchie co-spawning

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): An extraterrestrial inseminator is the prime paternity suspect today following reports that Christina Aguilera and Nicole Ritchie both gave birth at the same time in adjacent delivery rooms and the Seedy Signs Maternity Clin...

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Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

Funny story: Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.

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Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Funny story: Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Full House star Jodie Sweetin and husband Cody Herpin, a set designer and actor, got the market going when they provided TMZ.com with the sonogram of the baby they are expecting next spring.

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Richie's 82 minute pit stop

Funny story: Richie's 82 minute pit stop

Lynwood Jail, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Sherrif Lee Baca's a popular man in Hollywood yet again after Simple Life star Nicole Richie made a celebrity pit-stop at the Paris Hilton Suite at Lynwood Correctional Facility following the impos...

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Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...

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Nicole Richie ready to check into the Hilton Suite at Lynwood

Funny story: Nicole Richie ready to check into the Hilton Suite at Lynwood

Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): "I love Sherrif Lee Baca!" proclaims the 10ft x 6ft laminated poster of the Los Angeles Sherrif department top man in what has been dubbed the official Paris Hilton Suite at the Lunwood Correctiona...

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Nicole Richie Will Seductively Lounge In The Paris Hilton

Funny story: Nicole Richie Will Seductively Lounge In The Paris Hilton

Rumor has it that Nicole Richie has made a decision on where to spend her 4 days in jail. Nicole was sentenced to 4 days incarceration by a Los Angeles court mediator a few days ago. Nice thing for Nicole is, she decides where and when she does her t...

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The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Funny story: The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...

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