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Funny story: Keith Urban Says He'd Like American Idol To Pick His Wife Nicole Kidman To Be The Third Judge

Keith Urban Says He'd Like American Idol To Pick His Wife Nicole Kidman To Be The Third Judge

HOLLYWOOD - The powers that be at American Idol have been working 24/7 trying to get all of their ducks in order before the start of the next edition of the hit music show. Noted producer Nigel Lythgoe was fired along with music mentor Jimmy Iovin...
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Funny story: American Idol - Keith Urban's Wife Nicole Kidman Says She Can't Stand Nicki Minaj

American Idol - Keith Urban's Wife Nicole Kidman Says She Can't Stand Nicki Minaj

SAN FRANCISCO - Australian actress Nicole Kidman AKA Mrs. Keith Urban was in Alcatraz City catching up on some clothes shopping that she had been putting off since the middle of January. As she strolled down Lombard Street she received a call from...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Tells American Idol's Nicki Minaj To "Cool It Sister!"

Nicole Kidman Tells American Idol's Nicki Minaj To "Cool It Sister!"

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Australian actress Nicole Kidman and her fellow Aussie husband, singer and new American Idol judge Keith Urban had a few days off and they decided to fly over to St. Barts. The couple from down under were the special guest...
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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell. Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ. That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes. Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...
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Funny story: Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas, NV - Gold & Silver Pawn which has been showcased on the History Channel in the popular TV show Pawn Stars, has just purchased Tom Cruise's personal Diary from Nicole Kidman. Reportedly this diary was written during Nicole's and Tom's 1...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise tried to steal my legs

Tom Cruise tried to steal my legs

Nicole Kidman has spoken out for the first time about her failed marriage to the strange Scientologist and closet queen Tom Cruise. She describes in detail the humiliation and odd requests that actor Tom would make to her every day. Poor ginger...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart one of the stars of the Twilight series has stated emphatically that she did not make any remarks that would be considered to be "Off-Color" in regards to Naomi Campbell. It appears that Campbell, who is known as "...
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Funny story: The Oscars: Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum pisses on Nicole Kidman

The Oscars: Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum pisses on Nicole Kidman

Los Angeles - Is a squinty-eyed critter squirting on Nicole Kidman's picture some kind of psychic tip about Oscars Night glory? Online bookies Aintgottaprayer.con say Yes! and offer 2/1 for the Oz actress to scoop the Academy Award gong. The op...
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Funny story: Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a new baby girl to their household, born December 28 via surrogate. The couple, interviewed on the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe awards, expressed gratitude to their "gestational carrier."...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman's Secret Sex Life

Nicole Kidman's Secret Sex Life

Award winning Aussie actress, Nicole Kidman, star of movies such as 'Eyes Wide Shut' 'Put Another Prawn On The Barbie Mate' and 'Christ Blue, That's A Whopper!' has shattered the illusion of her being an untouchable ice queen. Kidman, once married...
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Funny story: Kidman's 'fertility water' ousts Madonna from top nutjob slot

Kidman's 'fertility water' ousts Madonna from top nutjob slot

Kununurra, Australia - (Hogwash Mess): Move over Madonna, your psychobabbling Kabbalah Water days are over. That's the crystal clear message from actress Nicole Kidman whose miraculous fertility has been attributed to skinny-dipping in an Ozzie...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman To Do More Things Only Men Are Supposed To Do

Nicole Kidman To Do More Things Only Men Are Supposed To Do

Fresh of her didgeridoo scandal, or "didgerigate" as it is being called, Nicole Kidman is looking forward to offending more people by doing things previously only done by men. She has already made arrangements to pee in a urinal, and is currently see...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming. Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to beco...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.
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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...
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Funny story: Kidman in zombie state after crash

Kidman in zombie state after crash

Los Angeles, Ca - (Rioters): Actress Nicole Kidman is reported to be hospitalised in a zombie state tonight after crashing a car in a carcrash scene during the filming of her latest movie The Invasion.
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