Paranormal researchers have discovered that Hollywood Socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton are actually twins who escaped from Witch Mountain (a story first fictionalized in the 70's movies Escape From Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mounain).
Nicky Hilton and trillionaire boyfriend were whooping it up in olive land this week, while big sis Paris was still in the slammer.
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