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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has always said that she prides herself in having the biggest butt in all of Tinsel Town. Jennifer Lopez does not argue with her since she lives on the Right Coast (The Bronx) and Nicki Minaj does not argue with her due...

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Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Needs To Throw All Of Her Makeup In The Trash Can

Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Needs To Throw All Of Her Makeup In The Trash Can

WATERLOO, Iowa - Dolly Parton at 67, showed everyone that she can still bring 'em in as she performed before a sold-out concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo. Parton sang all of her big hits from "Appalachian Memories" to "You...

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President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Funny story: President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming. The president expressed to them that he would like to see a...

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Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says That Full-Figured Women Make The Best Wives

CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself. The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backsta...

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Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...

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Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...

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Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

Funny story: Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it. The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...

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American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

Funny story: American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...

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Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

Funny story: Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

HOLLYWOOD - Candice Glover of St. Helena Island, South Carolina was crowned the winner of American Idol's season 12. She beat out Texas native Kree Harrison, who looks exactly like Rose, the Melanie Lynskey character on Two and A Half Men. Rand...

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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicki Minaj sat at a booth with some friends at The Zany Zebra Lounge and kept saying that millions of women are jealous of her. One of the patrons overheard her saying that she is the sexiest female hip hop rap artist in the enti...

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American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

Funny story: American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals. And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well. But little...

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American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

Funny story: American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air. A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...

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Letters To iRumors (Minaj, Kim Jong Un, and Kanye & Kim)

Funny story: Letters To iRumors (Minaj, Kim Jong Un, and Kanye & Kim)

The following are letters that were sent to Bacardi Cheyenne, editor with the Los Angeles-based iRumors News Agency. Not one word has been changed, omitted, deleted, amended, altered, or otherwise modified. Dear iRumors - Can you tell me what makes American Idol judge Nicki Minaj think that looking like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey clown is clever, cute, or attractive? I mean real...

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Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...

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Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

NEW YORK CITY - The self-proclaimed Queen of Looking Cheap Dolly Parton has just remarked that American Idol judge Nicki Minaj wears so much gosh darn make up that she looks like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clown. The 67-year-ol...

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American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

Funny story: American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12. Calcutta Cotton with Music Mome...

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