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Nick Clegg says 'You'll address me as Sir, you little gob-shite'

Funny story: Nick Clegg says 'You'll address me as Sir, you little gob-shite'

Newly Knighted, former deputy prime Minister Nick Clegg has told his former boss, David (Dave to my mates) Cameron, 'You'll address me as Sir, you little gob-shite'. The altercation took place in a part of London, where the former colleagues met,...

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Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

Funny story: Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

You may recall David Cameron's hoax phone call back in January this year from a chap high on marijuana and cocaine pretending to be director of GCHQ. Mr Cameron, as you will remember, claimed not to be fooled and quickly hung up his blackberry.

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Cameron compares himself to Sir Winston Churchill!

Funny story: Cameron compares himself to Sir Winston Churchill!

Cameron leaves blemish on 50th anniversary of Churchill's funeral! CIA HQ have received following report from star scum reporter, Sir Reginald Suck-Blood, who attended the ceremony from a gutter in Whitehall after being flushed down the bog at 10...

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Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas

Funny story: Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas

Yes, Scotland has No bananas: 55% No bananas. As Katherine Hepburn once said about Fred Astaire, "Ginger Rogers made Fred more masculine." Like Ginger, Scotland made England more masculine. And as former Governor of Texas Ann Richards once pointed ou...

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Liberal Policy Pratt

Funny story: Liberal Policy Pratt

Nick Clegg's party (which would be finished by nine and the only music played would be Ed Sheeran songs) the Liberal Democrats have begun a pre-election panic. After realising that their in danger of getting less votes than a mime act on the X-Factor...

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Nick Clegg A Liberal Shock Claim

The Government has been rocked by allegations that the Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, is a secret Liberal. An article published in yesterdays Guardian claims that Clegg was in fact for years the leader of a party called the Liberal Democrats. Thi...

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New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

Funny story: New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...

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Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

Funny story: Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.

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Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...

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Lib Dem Leadership vacuum

Funny story: Lib Dem Leadership vacuum

The Liberal Democrats are heading into the summer recess with an uncertain future. After a mauling at the hands of Labour in the local elections and coming fourth tied with the anti european Greens in the EU elections it seems that Nick Clegg is not...

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Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Funny story: Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Liberal democrat-fever has hit sky-high records in the town of York this past weekend where the spring Liberal Democrat conference is taking place. The party arrived by coach where screaming and adoring fans were waiting holding banners and begging f...

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David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

Funny story: David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...

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Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Funny story: Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Housewife Gloria Red-Nees has denied flooding Somerset by leaving the bath taps running while at the hairdressers. Husband, Lord Farquharse Red- Nees said "Oh yes you did" to her this morning. "I bloody well did not" said Gloria to our flooded co...

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UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

Funny story: UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...

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Parliament recalled to deal with Arsenal transfer crisis

Funny story: Parliament recalled to deal with Arsenal transfer crisis

David Cameroon cut short his holiday last night to fly home and deal with the impending Premier League transfer crisis. 'Call Me Dave' and Sam-cam were topping up their tan on their fifteenth mini-break of the year, staying on the recently renamed...

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President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

Funny story: President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

The Prime Minister is still refusing to leave his home in Downing Street to face reporters following the urgent telephone call he made to President Putin last night when demanding that Russia return Mount Snowdon to Britain immediately. The front...

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Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Funny story: Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Dear Diary, Thank god I'm not in that hell-hole of a place Wandsworth anymore. It was a nightmare to be in there. All I could hear were the little lambs screaming every night and there was nothing that could take their screams away. Now all I can hear is their silence and it's so peaceful. Now I'm residing at her majesty's pleasure in an 'Open Prison' which is completely different from Wan...

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Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

Funny story: Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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