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Funny story:  David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...
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Funny story:  Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Housewife Gloria Red-Nees has denied flooding Somerset by leaving the bath taps running while at the hairdressers. Husband, Lord Farquharse Red- Nees said "Oh yes you did" to her this morning. "I bloody well did not" said Gloria to our flooded co...
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Funny story:  UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

UKIP party booked for stand up comedy at Apollo theatre

An electable laugh filled political party is in the final stages of formation with Boris Johnson and the UKIP party at its core. Trial comedy press releases will be held at the Apollo theatre, with side splitting faux passes by each member of the UKI...
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Funny story:  Parliament recalled to deal with Arsenal transfer crisis

Parliament recalled to deal with Arsenal transfer crisis

David Cameroon cut short his holiday last night to fly home and deal with the impending Premier League transfer crisis. 'Call Me Dave' and Sam-cam were topping up their tan on their fifteenth mini-break of the year, staying on the recently renamed...
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Funny story:  President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

The Prime Minister is still refusing to leave his home in Downing Street to face reporters following the urgent telephone call he made to President Putin last night when demanding that Russia return Mount Snowdon to Britain immediately. The front...
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Funny story:  Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Dear Diary, Thank god I'm not in that hell-hole of a place Wandsworth anymore. It was a nightmare to be in there. All I could hear were the little lambs screaming every night and there was nothing that could take their screams away. Now all I can hear is their silence and it's so peaceful. Now I'm residing at her majesty's pleasure in an 'Open Prison' which is completely different from Wan...
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Funny story:  Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
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Funny story:  Nick Clegg Sets the UK Security Bond Immigration Rate at £1,000 (Vat Inc).

Nick Clegg Sets the UK Security Bond Immigration Rate at £1,000 (Vat Inc).

In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice. In a spee...
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Funny story:  Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case

Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case

A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations. In a statement released...
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Funny story:  "Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal

"Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal

Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists. However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
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Funny story:  Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...
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Funny story:  Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg

Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg

Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg. A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t...
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Funny story:  Gaffe prone Joe Biden mistakes UK Deputy Prime Minister for janitor

Gaffe prone Joe Biden mistakes UK Deputy Prime Minister for janitor

Washington AC/DC - "Here's a dollar for your trouble, Bud," US Vice President Joe Biden told Nick Clegg today as he narrowly avoided stepping on some kerbside dog poop outside Downing Street, "see that it gets cleaned up before it ruins someone's Gu...
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Funny story:  Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!

Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!

The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has again been reported seen at 10, Downing Street, this time by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A terrified Mr Clegg, who managed to escape into the street through a ground floor office window after being confronted...
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Funny story:  Nick Glegg gets Total Recall

Nick Glegg gets Total Recall

In an astonishing statement, Nick Clegg has confessed that playing a politician had never felt right, and that deep down in his bones he always knew he was, in actuality, a spy from Mars. The flash of insight came during a visit to the sub committ...
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Funny story:  Captive breeding centre to open in Ashford, Kent

Captive breeding centre to open in Ashford, Kent

In a first for medical science the Deputy Prime Minister will today open a captive breeding centre in Ashford. The centre will provide a habitat for lonely Liberal Democrat voters and hope to produce the next generation of Lib Dem voters. "I'm ve...
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Funny story:  Queen attends Cabinet Meeting at Parliament

Queen attends Cabinet Meeting at Parliament

The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers. One extraordinary piece of...
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Funny story:  'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government. The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
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