"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?"
Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice.
In a spee...
A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations.
In a statement released...
Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists.
However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...
Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg.
A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t...
Washington AC/DC - "Here's a dollar for your trouble, Bud," US Vice President Joe Biden told Nick Clegg today as he narrowly avoided stepping on some kerbside dog poop outside Downing Street, "see that it gets cleaned up before it ruins someone's Gu...
The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has again been reported seen at 10, Downing Street, this time by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A terrified Mr Clegg, who managed to escape into the street through a ground floor office window after being confronted...
In an astonishing statement, Nick Clegg has confessed that playing a politician had never felt right, and that deep down in his bones he always knew he was, in actuality, a spy from Mars.
The flash of insight came during a visit to the sub committ...
In a first for medical science the Deputy Prime Minister will today open a captive breeding centre in Ashford. The centre will provide a habitat for lonely Liberal Democrat voters and hope to produce the next generation of Lib Dem voters.
"I'm ve...
The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers.
One extraordinary piece of...
Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government.
The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
A radical fart emissions offsetting scheme was launched yesterday in central London by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg and Education Minister Michael Gove.
The prevention of fart fouling trading scheme or PFFTS was introduced to reduce fart emiss...
In August of 2011 David Cameron said that the government would listen to the almost 2m people who signed a petition against road pricing. Just over a year later the government announce plans to introduce rode pricing by 2015.
"Look we had to prete...
The Liberal Democrats have finally come up with a tactic that might see them claw some of their respectability back.
Most likely it will just reinforce people's opinions of them (being spineless, EU kissing, wankers) but it might not.
Following the success of Nick Clegg's apology over tuition fees they have decided to get him to apologise for other things as well. We at Back and to the Lef...
Scotland - "I nearly dropped dead from shock, hinny," Kirkcudbrightshire pensioner Mrs Gladys Post-Mortem [sic] commented as news of her purchase went viral, "it's shaken me right back to my own salad daze."
The retired Castle Douglas bacteriologi...
The Monster Raving Loony Party leader Alan "Howling Laud" Hope is preparing to make his speech to the party conference at a time of crisis for the party. Over the last two years the main stream political parties have been encroaching on the Loonies b...
In a speech to a LGBT conference Nick Clegg admitted that he cooked socks while at university.
"We were quite surprised," said Tanya Hyde, a lesbian from Lincoln. "Clegg kept going on and on about his sock cooking habits while he was a student. Li...