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Nick Cannon Says He May Post Hundreds Of Upskirt Photos Of His Wife Mariah Carey On Facebook

Funny story: Nick Cannon Says He May Post Hundreds Of Upskirt Photos Of His Wife Mariah Carey On Facebook

LOS ANGELES - The host of America's Got Talent Nick Cannon, 33, is not at all happy with all of the talk of his wife and her personal trainer. Nick The Stick told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that if his much older wife Mariah Carey,...

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The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

Funny story: The Alleged Rumors About Mariah Carey and Her Personal Trainer Are Spreading Like A Santa Ana Winds-Fed Wildfire

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Left Coast rumor mills have been working 24/7 churning out tidbits regarding the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon marriage. Some of the RM's are saying that the picnic is over. Others state that Nick The Stick, who is 33, is gettin...

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Mariah Carey's Marriage Is Hitting Some Sour Notes

Funny story: Mariah Carey's Marriage Is Hitting Some Sour Notes

BEL AIR, California - Word coming out of the Mariah Carey - Nick Cannon household is that the May - December couple's musical marriage has been hitting some awfully flat notes of late. A close friend of the couple said that after five years of wed...

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Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

Funny story: Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

BEVERLY HILLS - Tinsel Town sources are buzzing with word that there appears to be trouble brewing in the Nick Cannon-Marey Carey marriage. An inside source said that for the past month Mariah has been making the hip hop scene with such rappers as...

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Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...

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Heidi Klum Replaces Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent

NEW ORLEANS - Heidi Klum is one very happy celebrity model as she has just learned that she has been pegged to be the second female judge replacing America's Got Talent judge Sharon "Dah-Ling" Osbourne. Klum, 39, will be joining Howie Mandel, Howa...

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Mariah Carey Not Pleased With Nicki Minaj As Fellow American Idol Judge

Funny story: Mariah Carey Not Pleased With Nicki Minaj As Fellow American Idol Judge

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has revealed that she was paid exactly what she requested to become an American Idol judge; $18 million. Producer Simon Shindlebocker and Assistant Producer Kyle Boot confirmed the amount saying that they truly believe t...

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Talking Splitsville

Funny story: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Talking Splitsville

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey is riding on Cloud 9 as the stunningly attractive songstress has just signed a reported $18 million a year deal to replace J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) on American Idol. But all is not well in the Nick Cannon - Mariah Carey hou...

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The Very Sexy Mariah Carey Joins American Idol

Funny story: The Very Sexy Mariah Carey Joins American Idol

MILWAUKEE - Mariah Carey performed before a standing room only crowd at The Beer Suds Stadium in the number one beer city in America, Milwaukee. After the concert she sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and chatted about her 15-mo...

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Is There Big Time Marital Trouble Brewing In The Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon Household?

Funny story: Is There Big Time Marital Trouble Brewing In The Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon Household?

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon is not very happy these days. The host of America's Got Talent and a stand up comedian in his own right told Jay Leno that there is trouble brewing in his three year marriage. Cannon, 31, who is marr...

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Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., Wins The One Million Dollar First Prize On America's Got Talent

Funny story: Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., Wins The One Million Dollar First Prize On America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The result of The America's Got Talent Final was truly a storybook ending as Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., a man who used to wash cars for a living in his hometown of Logan, West Virginia, was named the winner of this season's talent show.

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Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

Funny story: Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - One Hollywood celebrity who does not seem to have a shortage of male suitors is none other than Heidi Montag. Montag, who has so far had a total of 38 cosmetic surgeries as well as enhancement, enlargement, and tightening surgeries rec...

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Shakira Says She'd Like For Lys Agnes of America's Got Talent To Be Her Opening Act on Her Upcoming "Hips Across America Concert Tour"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" is getting ready to go on her Hips Across America Concert Tour and she recently stated that her opening act Kings of Leon has cancelled due to the lead singer's ongoing wisdom tooth problem [W...

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America's Got Talent: Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., PopLyfe, Team iluminate, and The Silhouettes Headed For The Final Showdown

Funny story: America's Got Talent: Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., PopLyfe, Team iluminate, and The Silhouettes Headed For The Final Showdown

HOLLYWOOD - Nick Cannon and Piers Morgan were both sharply dressed and looked like they had both stepped off of a wedding cake, but not a gay one insisted Morgan. Howie Mandel looked like he'd just cut his front lawn, and Sharon Osbourne looked like...

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America's Got Talent Finalist Lys Agnes Says Charlie Sheen Keeps Inviting Her To Attend A Los Angeles Dodgers Game With Him

Funny story: America's Got Talent Finalist Lys Agnes Says Charlie Sheen Keeps Inviting Her To Attend A Los Angeles Dodgers Game With Him

HOLLYWOOD - One of the sexiest looking singers to ever grace the America's Got Talent stage Lys Agnes has informed the shows host Nick "The Pencil" Cannon about a rather uncomfortable situation. The El Lay Informer's Pia Confetti verified that the...

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Two Singers, Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr., and Anna Graceman Move On To The Finals of 'America's Got Talent'

Funny story: Two Singers, Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr., and Anna Graceman Move On To The Finals of 'America's Got Talent'

HOLLYWOOD - It was quite a night for the America's Got Talent semi-final contestants. Guest singers for the night included Nicki Minaj and Susan Boyle. Minaj was dressed like a black Alice in Wonderland and she paraded her humongous bouncing butt...

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America's Got Talent: Anna Graceman, Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., Landon Swank, and The Smage Brothers Riding Show Wow The Audience

Funny story: America's Got Talent: Anna Graceman, Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., Landon Swank, and The Smage Brothers Riding Show Wow The Audience

HOLLYWOOD - Piers Morgan is in no danger of losing his unofficial title of being the Most Hated Foreigner in America as he buzzed (X'd) several contestants on the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals Show. Morgan was booed more than Hurricane Irene an...

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Demi Lovato, Prince Poppycock, and New Boyz Perform on America's Got Talent

Funny story: Demi Lovato, Prince Poppycock, and New Boyz Perform on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent outdid themselves as they booked three professional acts that brought the house down. Demi Lovato performed her mega-hit "Skyscraper" amid one of the most elaborate stage sets to be seen in recent...

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